Conan Gray

a person who will drop 15 seconds of a song, thus wrecking an entire fandom, and then post someone’s pet on his story like nothing happened

conan gray just made me lose my sanity but i forgive him

by annaleastofyourproblems January 16, 2022

Conan the Barbarian

The hero of a series of short stories, novellas and one novel by pulp fiction author Robert E. Howard (1906-1936). Conan is a wandering swordsman whose travels take him into improbable adventures with scheming wizards and lusty wenches. The stories take place on Earth, in pre-Atlantean times. These stories pretty much gave birth to the term sword and sorcery for a certain kind of fantasy tale. Learn more about Howard at rehoward.com.

"I was born in the Cimmerian hills where the people are all barbarians. I have been a mercenary soldier, a corsair, a kozak, and a hundred other things. What king has roamed the countries, fought the battles, loved the women, and won the plunder that I have?"

by Jay Young May 24, 2005

Conan Complaint

A complaint by a person who is half as good at his/her job as the last person in it, and yet whines before being paid $45 million to resign.

Man, seriously, that Conan Complaint actually worked with those head honchos? All he did was cost us 2.5 million customers!

by JayInAtlanta January 22, 2010

Conan Obrien

tired and lame. very. stop talking

conan is tired and lame. shut up conan.

by sldd January 14, 2005

Conan O'Brian

Having sex with a girl and broadcasting it late at night for your friends to watch.

I can't wait until Josh pulls a Conan O'Brian and we finally get to see him nail his chick.

by Douglas Wayne September 18, 2006

conan lee gray

the loml because i said so. also ashley i love you too

friend: stfu conan lee gray doesnt even know u exist
me: i hope you fall off that fucking swing and snap your fucking neck and never recover and live your life as a fucking vegetable

by sunsetseason October 9, 2021

dronan on da conan

v., to make fun of a african perosn(s) usually somali, usually named abdirahman, harshly.

nj: you are stupid
abdi: darnet
nj: dronan on da conan

by kbusnoks September 24, 2006