An extremely impressive high ranking military officer, who although has jacked forearms, is no match for a navy seal in any form of combat.
by joeisalwayswrong December 11, 2010
Get the District Commander/ colonel-DaveMetzgermug. A kick ass band formed from 4 amazing men.
Colonel Claypool's: Les Claypool, also the best bassist in the WORLD. GOD.
Bucket: Buckethead (Jimi Hendrix?)
of Bernie: Bernie Worell. Wizard of Woo. BADASS
Brains: Brain, the drummer.
Colonel Claypool's: Les Claypool, also the best bassist in the WORLD. GOD.
Bucket: Buckethead (Jimi Hendrix?)
of Bernie: Bernie Worell. Wizard of Woo. BADASS
Brains: Brain, the drummer.
"DUDE I SAW C2B3 LIVE, THEY WERE SO FUCKING KICK ASS!"
"I want to have an orgy with C2B3!"
"Go buy C2B3 or you're not hardcore."
"I want to have an orgy with C2B3!"
"Go buy C2B3 or you're not hardcore."
by Lindzko December 13, 2004
Get the Colonel Claypool's Bucket of Bernie Brainsmug. A phrase angry high school kids use to describe a middle aged substitute teacher with a white goatee and mustache.
by speastermiester May 15, 2009
Get the colonel sanders looking fat ass bitchmug. Someone who is loved dearly by some random girl he met on discord one day. November 3rd happened to be the first time they talked in a dm before. Pretty cool eh? I'd say it is. Considering I'm the girl he met haha.
by loveydoveym6no June 2, 2021
Get the Colonel Autumnmug. by Francis Macelroy Lefluer June 17, 2017
Get the Colonelingmug. Fill your partner's anus with Cheese Whiz to the point where the stomach begins to bulge, much like the hentai water inflation kink. As the cheese whiz begins to leak out of the anus, grab a cracker and enjoy a cheesy snack.
Damn, Sandra finally let me give her a Colonel Cheddar last night. It's always a great time as you get a tasty snack with the experience.
by Exhumed1 May 26, 2024
Get the Colonel Cheddarmug. by McPherson Buttz May 12, 2014
Get the colonel shitcockmug.