CLIFS

Stands for 'Caps lock is for squares'
Is used when a person/s is execivly using caps lock during a conversation.

Garry: YO, WHATS THE HAPS!
Barry: YUP YUP YOU KNOW IT RIGGHHHHTT
Bob:Jeepers Creepers, CLIFS guys.

by Bob543 September 5, 2007

Cliff Shitting

When you sit on the edge of a bathtub facing out with your ass hanging into the tub and you atke a shit into the bathtub

1, hey dude, check it out, my toilet was clogged this morning, i had to take a Cliff Shit

2, hey, did you hear Cliff Shitting is now an Olympic Sport

by Dpcx Rocks November 20, 2010

Dr. Cliff Arnall

A researcher paid to calculate the most depressing day of the year, Blue Monday, and the happiest day of the year based on several different factors.

"I wonder what date Dr. Cliff Arnall will calculate next, we still don't have the dates for 2008."

by L_Roku September 8, 2007

Cliff

Primarily in Africa - the name "Cliff" is usually given to (male) babies who are likely to become extremely beautiful.

A so-called Cliff-Baby typically has a huge genital and a strong physique.

Sam Williamson (1403): "He was baptized Clifford and became the most beautiful prince in West Africa"

by CarolinaCaroleen1956 February 3, 2010

jay clifford

the hottest member of a band called jump little childen. the best hair ever.

i wouldnt mind if jay fucked me

by one sexy ninja December 23, 2003

Cliffmas

About 5 to 6 weeks before Christmas, shopping centres and music channels start playing non-stop Cliff Richard repeats.

"....Christmas tiime, mistletoe and wiine..."
"Aah, it's Cliffmas already."

"Merry Cliffmas!"

by Claudia Docker March 31, 2009

Cliff Curtis

The most versitile actor in the world. Of extremly ambiguos ethnic descent. Starring is roles as Maoris, a Colombian drug lord, an Easter Islander, various Americans including FBI agents, Arabs, a Wellington Electricity Trader of Burmese descent and Fire Lord Ozai (although he has lately been heard to vehemently deny that last one was him). While often critically acclaimed for his work he is also known to have short arms and deep pockets, especially when it comes to the weekly round of coffee.

That is one surly looking arabian fire lord. Go Cliff Curtis! It's Uncle Bully Uncle F********ckn Bully! Wait, no, it's that energy trader again. Wellington is a small place.

by Uncle Fckn Billy November 6, 2012