CHS

Stands for Can't Hear Shit or Can't Hear Shit Syndrome. Affects approximately 56% of the US population, primarily all the lazy fucks out there who couldn't give two shits. Also commonly used as an excuse to cover up the fact that your really just A self-absorbed cock waffle who'd rather be anywhere but here.

Person 1: My dog just got hit by a semi...

Person 2: ...

Person 1: Dude, are you even listening?!?

Person 2: Oh sorry, I didn't hear you. I have CHS 👍

by Camleigha21 September 20, 2020

Purple b**ch

That friend you have that has a thing for older men and has strange kinks and tends to be very a very supportive and excellent friend.

Friend1: hey girrrrl why haven't you replied to text I've been having problems with my bf lately

friend2: sorry, I was pleasuring myself with a buzz lightyear action figure while staring at a recent picture of my professor. But you know that I love you and will always be there for you no matter what💜😘.

Friend1: you purple b**ch😳 . I love you😊❤

by 🤔🤔🥴🥴 May 13, 2020

chs

it's short for can't hear shit which you use when you CAN'T HEAR SHIT!!!!

a: "yo whatchu gonna order?"
b: "chs dude, can you say it again?"

by kiwihhhh June 17, 2025

CHS

Leaving a part because your getting mocked by everyone or leaving the game

Your being such a CHS

by Shahegegwhw October 11, 2019

ch

ch is ch for ch mmm is ch for ya ch i am the globglogabgalab

ch is for ch

by iamtheglobgobgagalab October 18, 2022

🐈ch

🐈(cat)+ch=Catch

🐈ch that ball homie!

by EsteemedName🐈cher January 2, 2025

Ch

Pronounced: Chuh

To be in a state of anger, upset and/or rattled.

If I don't get home soon, my moms gonna CH

by fitzie69 January 11, 2021