Fargo Cannonball

When you're having sex with a chick and her water breaks.

We are gathered here to celebrate the birth of a child, and mourn the drowning of a dear friend. Both happened after a Fargo Cannonball at the party Friday night.

by Big F Nasty January 15, 2010

joy cannon

(n). A person of overwhelming enthusiasm

That guy's a real joy cannon; you can't shut him up, and honestly, I don't really want to.

by marker2 May 5, 2010

unattended cannonballs

The unforeseen consequence (s) of future unforeseen problems.

In terms of world politics, only G-d can attend to each, every and all unattended cannonballs; predicting the outcome of any given political crisis is therefore beyond meaningless.

by Sexydimma January 14, 2014

golden cannonball

Noun. Celebratory act when one rips a j, holds it, shotguns a beer, then shoots a shot of tequila, then exhale.

Tony you just bad beat me dickhead, take a golden cannonball.

by Roque S4 October 1, 2015

glass cannon

a mostly ingame used word that refers to: a unit that is good at attacking but awfully easy to kill/defeat/knockout

yo did you see that takizawa spammer he is a glass cannon
yeah he is glass AF

by skidaadlememes April 12, 2019

dt cannon

A dt cannon is an opener used in tetris, which can result into a tsd followed by a tst. Sometimes, you can choose to use a c spin continuation, which can result into another tst followed by a tsd.

"a lot of pros use dt cannon nowadays"
"not really in tetr.io tho"

by Umeko_uwu January 21, 2021

Parking the Pink Cannondale

A childish cyclists' euphemism for having sex

"Oh yes, he said he would be out riding with us today, but he's got a new girlfriend- too busy Parking the Pink Cannondale.............."

or

"He Parked the Pink Cannondale at London Bridge, thus causing great offence and perturbation to passing tourists."

by Lysander Six May 5, 2009