Jesus

Tyler Griffin

Person 1:- Wow fam just seen Jesus
Person 2:- Nah dickhead that’s just Tyler Griffin

by GuessImAFortshitePlayer June 21, 2019

Jesus

Jesus is a very interesting human being, and is often referred to big chungus. He can look like an egg/humpty dumpty sometimes but is funny in some ways. They have had over 15 girl friends and have broken up with all of them for dumb reasons. Jesus's may be straight, but often acts gay. He will also date anyone, even if he doesn't know them. He is also EXTREMELY sensitive.

Jesus: Want to date?
Random Girl he doesn't even know: Sure!!
Jesus: A day later, I want to date someone else and they already said yes so, I dump you!!

by DoggoSacrilege December 12, 2019

Jesus

Seth Thomas

Seth Thomas: Call me daddy? No, call me, Jesus!

by SisSISsis January 14, 2019

Jesus

The reason the Romans killed Jesus was for his Frost Walker Boots so they could walk on water.

But... they forgot one thing...

His boots had Curse of Vanishing.

Me: Hey, Friend 1!
Friend 1: what?
Me: did you hear about the joke of Jesus and the Romans?
Friend 1: No?
Me: The Romans killed Jesus for his Frost Walker Boots so they could walk on water, but, his boots had Curse Of Vanishing!
Friend 1: You need mental help man.

by FireFox22396 April 10, 2020

Jesus

anvi's kickboard dolphin

let's sacrifice jesus to mr lim

by macrib October 22, 2019

Jesus

Jesus is my Girlfriend with the initials A.J-L

I got Jesus pregnant

by .....jesus..... February 27, 2019

Jesus

Jesus is a very honest and loyal person...but there will be that time when he gets mad you better get ready to get your a** beat because he is not the person to mess with or else it's gonna be on sight.

Jesus is also the person who could steal anyones girl like when you see him with a girl another person would say isn't that that one guys girl.

Jesus is the one not to mess with.

by Lil_litt_boy November 18, 2018