German Butcher

When you stuff you're sausage into the Glory Hole at rest stop.

I gave myself a German Butcher at that last rest stop.

by Mr. Kittles July 24, 2009

Butchers Dog

A male/female of a rather promiscuous demeanour who has higher than average amount of notches in his/her bedpost.

"Man, I think Karen wants a bit of you."
"Karen? No way man, she's had more sausage than a butchers dog!"

by The Scratching Post April 26, 2013

Pat Butchered

To get nailed by another player in any sports game or to be beaten up by someone on a night out.

"Did you see Liddell vs Jackson last night?"
"Yeah, it was awesome watching Jackson get absolutely Pat Butchered by Chuck. Never laughed so much in my life!"

by Ste Crayston May 16, 2007

butchers slab

The mess left on the sheets and matress by the female population once a month.

urghh Trev., it was horrible.., I woke up in a bed like a butcher's slab.

by Neil H. May 24, 2004

Lazy Butcher

When you repeatedly slap someone back and forth across the face with your dick.

It flops back and forth much like a sausage that isn't quite full because the butcher was too lazy to fill it

When my girlfriend wouldn't give me a bj I gave her a lazy butcher

by The Lazy Butcher June 15, 2010

butcher dick

a dirty dude that doesn't clean his knob after hes dropped a load in his hand or he'll probably tell you that he's had a babe.IT smell like when you go into a small time closed up butcher shop.

here comes butcher dick,I wonder who he reckons hes fucked today.

by MADANGEL July 24, 2005

Jaw butcher

Dentist

I have a date with my jaw butcher on Friday

by Siamese White April 18, 2012