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Peanut Butcher

In the late 19th century a street corner vendor selling peanuts, fruit and other snacks. In the early 20th century a train-bound vendor of newspapers, snacks, gossip and travel tips.
He started as a peanut butcher but retired as a Pullman Porter.

Drink one to the fireman, one to the brakeman,
One to the engineer,
And one to the peanut butcher man
For comin’ back year after year.
-Bent Roses, The Peanut Butcher
by Elemenopy Queuarestes August 13, 2019
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Mad butcher

Mad butcher a meat store in New Zealand selling meat at good prices.
The owner of the store Also supports Rugby league with a passion, doing sausage sizzles to raise money for the teams, selling calenders and tickets to the games.
"Get a good deal more at the Mad butcher"
by Pink May 31, 2004
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The Angry Butcher

The Angry Butcher - Before you begin hang your girlfriends dead lifeless corpse up like a piece of meat, proceed to cut her in half then climb inside and sew her backup from the inside, once you have climaxed eat your way out
You look tasty wanna go somewhere private and do The Angry Butcher
by The Comic November 5, 2012
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wood butcher

A carpenter who can easily cost you an arm and leg if you hire him. Instead of building with wood he butchers it
Had a guy build me a flight of stairs after climbing them they broke in the middle I could have killed myself. Turns out he cut most of the stringer support away not leaving enough to support any weight hence he was not a carpenter but a wood butcher
by Johnbarney September 29, 2006
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The Kosher Butcher

The "kosher butcher" is a particular type of sex move whereby you slit a girl's throat while you fuck her doggy-style.

http://www.anarchistoutpost.com/2009/04/kosher-butcher.html
So I was deep dicking her brown eye, swinging her back and forth against me, and then I slit her throat. It's the kosher butcher because you have to drain the blood before you eat the meat.
by Cornelius Jannik Katt April 2, 2009
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German Butcher

When you stuff you're sausage into the Glory Hole at rest stop.
I gave myself a German Butcher at that last rest stop.
by Mr. Kittles July 24, 2009
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Lazy Butcher

When you repeatedly slap someone back and forth across the face with your dick.

It flops back and forth much like a sausage that isn't quite full because the butcher was too lazy to fill it
When my girlfriend wouldn't give me a bj I gave her a lazy butcher
by The Lazy Butcher June 16, 2010
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