Bulmer

An absolute waste of space and life, doesn't get shit done. Descends from the vermin family and are almost predominantly hairy gays. The absolute worst imaginable type of person. Spends all it's time writing his CV.

"oh you know that twat bulmer?"
"I know him the big fag why?"
"What is the vermin child doing today?"
"Probably writing his CV still."

by Asian_Midge August 1, 2020

bullers wood

bullers wood is a school full slags, snakes, pick me girls and studs. there have been at least 3 teachers caught for paedophilia in the past year and they couldn’t afford a cleaner

the toilets smell of B.O and have probably had about 50000 fannys opened up in there by the slags that got desperate

if you do not want your child to end up on benefits with 7 kids don’t send them to bullers

“i went to bullers wood and ended up with 80+ ex’s by year 9”
“oh so she’s a different breed of slag”

by UrMum.com October 24, 2020

Buffer year

A buffer year is the period of time (1-2 years) following graduation in which a young person resides with their parents rent-free to save money.

I am currently living at home as part of my buffer year.

by June bug 1999 June 17, 2021

Awkward buffer

A person who goes along to a social situation to buffer the awkwardness. Used often when you're trying to get to know someone, but certainly not in the "date" sort of way. Works best if the awkward buffer is a friend of both parties.

Bob: I'm going to meet Maria tonight so we can hang out and get to know each other. Could you come with and be an awkward buffer?

Shelly: Sure! I'm good friends with her, I'll help keep the conversation going :)

by You_don't_know_who_i_is_>:) November 3, 2011

Truffle Buffer

The act of cleaning your asshole so that it does not smell when your mate is performing oral sex.

I will never go out with Linda again. She is not known for truffle buffering.

by MKUFAMS1099 November 7, 2015

Box Buffer

A person who specializes in clitoris finger play while servicing a vagina.

“Alex doesn’t last longer than 3 minutes, but he’s a mean Box Buffer!”

by AdMan Jones December 22, 2020

Pulling A Ferris Buller

Skipping school or work to I out and have a day of secret fun. To all around the city, go to a sale at your favorite store, go to the movies, out to lunch, or do something you wouldn't normally do, something adventurous with a couple of friends. To pull a true Ferris Bulleryou have to skip school or work and fake a sickness.

GUY1- Hey the new Die Hard movie is coming out tomorrow.

GUY2- We should think about pulling a Ferris Buller.

GUY1- Yeah, and we can bring Phil

by Tracy Smith November 9, 2014