A term used by Sam-I-Am showing his excitement that he and his new "bestfriend" have matching briefcases. "Briefcase Buddies" is a term coming from the show "Green Eggs and Ham" marking the "friendship" of Sam-I-Am and Guy-Am-I.
Sam-I-Am: Oh wow! Look at this! We're BRIEFCASE BUDDIES!!! It's like finding a matching so flake...
Guy-Am-I: It's an Unremarkable attaché, sold in most major stores.
Sam-I-Am: AND WE BOTH BOUGHT IT!!!
Guy-Am-I: It's an Unremarkable attaché, sold in most major stores.
Sam-I-Am: AND WE BOTH BOUGHT IT!!!
by terribly_innaccurate May 19, 2021
Jerk buddy, or jerk buddies, consist of two straight (and/or not straight) males masturbating together in one room until the point of ejaculation.
Justin Bieber: "Hey Austin, want to be my jerk buddy?"
Austin Mahone: "Sure, I'd love to rub one out with you, man."
Austin Mahone: "Sure, I'd love to rub one out with you, man."
by Robertsaxzzzz October 20, 2015
by ClassicRonnie November 25, 2019
by ticktac January 15, 2010
An older guy who spoils a younger, sexy girl for a no strings attached hangout, sex n shopping relationship....but not the same as a sugar daddy cuz he is:
a) not so old he's a historical artifact
b) kinda cute, just outside her age bracket
c) gonna buy her clothes and shoes, and salon visits, and spa treatments, etc. but not cars and houses and such nonsense as that
kinda like a "sugar daddy lite" for the girl who ain't interested in hookin up with sum old senior citizen but would like to be spoiled a little by a older but not old, kinda cute, guy that wouldn't be so weird and gross.
a) not so old he's a historical artifact
b) kinda cute, just outside her age bracket
c) gonna buy her clothes and shoes, and salon visits, and spa treatments, etc. but not cars and houses and such nonsense as that
kinda like a "sugar daddy lite" for the girl who ain't interested in hookin up with sum old senior citizen but would like to be spoiled a little by a older but not old, kinda cute, guy that wouldn't be so weird and gross.
Girl: So are you sayin you wanna be my sugar daddy?
Guy: No way! I'm not an AARP member!! I just wanna be your spoil buddy.
Guy: No way! I'm not an AARP member!! I just wanna be your spoil buddy.
by urbootyismykryptonite July 28, 2012
by Originalnutter January 24, 2014
As she was toying with his fuzzy buddies, the arousal state was peaking as his interest in some coitus was piqued
by Danny Durden August 02, 2020