Skip to main content

Final Broath

The final and most immensely binding and important of all broaths. It is usually created in the death throes of one's bro. It states that after the event of your bro's death, you must marry his girlfriend, and never have sex with her or let anyone else do so either. You also become the keeper of all the previous broaths you and he have ever made, it is your sole duty to make sure the dirtiest secrets of your broship never see the light of day. You also are made responsible for making sure that none of his noteworthy high scores are ever beaten, and in the event that they are, you have the authority and the obligation to play the games and beat the usurper's score on your dead bro's behalf.
"Dude, I'm dying....please....you must take with me......the Final Broath!"

"Sure thing bro *sniffle* I hereby swear to be bound forever to the grand, sacred, archaic and magical power of the Final Broath! *sob* and should I ever break the terms of this all powerful broath, may my brodom be revoked, may my balls shrivel and die, may my cock shrink and whither, may all traces of manliness and testosterone leave my body! And upon my undoubtedly solitary and pathetic death, may the abominable specter of Bruce Jenner himself, the only known breaker of the mighty Final Broath, personally escort my blighted soul into the darkest and most wrathful recesses of the netherworld!" *lighting strikes in the distance, and the sound of the drums of Asgard can faintly be heard*
by Doomus July 14, 2015
mugGet the Final Broath mug.

Door Breacher

The door breacher is the designated guy in the group who makes first contact with the ladies. He is proficient in finding ways to either enter their conversation without them knowing or “accidentally” corralling a group of ladies to bring them closer to his group of guys. Every group of guys has a door breacher. He is funny, charming and gives off a safe vibe crucial for initiating contact with the opposite sex. He also specializes in pick up lines, dad jokes and other phrases that females will not dismiss initially. The door breacher is only as good as his stack though, without a proper team of guys behind him the mission can go awry.
“See that group of girls over there.. Teddy is the best door breacher we got, let’s send him in first”
by Officer Apollo April 11, 2019
mugGet the Door Breacher mug.

Whale Breach

When a male pulls his pants down during a zoom call and jumps up, effectively flashing his dick to the entire class.

The into-view, out-of-view act resembles a majestic whale breach, blink and you'll miss it.
"Dude, I told Steve I'd give him 50 bucks if he did a Whale Breach and he did!"
by Stinky Link January 26, 2021
mugGet the Whale Breach mug.

bloach

Yeah, Coach was so thin my freshman year, but now, he's a total bloach.
by blahblahblahblah1234567890 January 20, 2013
mugGet the bloach mug.

broah

A combination of Woa and Bro!
Friend 1: I just had a threesome!

Freind 2: Broah! Well done!
by akodakmoment December 6, 2015
mugGet the broah mug.

BreachGod

famously known twitter eGod niggas lookin up to
BreachGod the breachgod that breachypoo pack smoking that BreachGod
by BreachGod November 4, 2018
mugGet the BreachGod mug.

brokachu

what you call a person when you are calling them a bro, but you want to associate the pokemon pikachu. One usually uses this term when thinking about pokemon, or just thinks the term brokachu sounds cool.
Bro 1: Whats up bro?
Bro 2: Not much brokachu, just playing pokemon on my gameboy
by GagaGirl12 September 6, 2009
mugGet the brokachu mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email