Captain Brit of the 21st Century

A misled person who thinks that all muslims are immigrants. He doesn't know that most muslims live peacefully in their home countries and sometimes get invaded by others including Brits.

Captain Brit of the 21st Century is a fool who cannot see beyond his nose

by definer of fools November 14, 2007

once you go brit you never quit

let me break it down for you: once you go brit you never quit, basically british guys have it all. amazingly good looking, sexy accents, and huge dicks!

jane: "i went to the U.K. to work on my accent and I got ripped open by huge british dicks."

emily: "i could have told you that, once you go brit you never quit."

jane: "i know! i'll never fuck anyone besides british men again! their dicks are so huge!"

by 76sixty March 3, 2008

Bawbag Brit Gobshite

A no voting traitor in Scotland who sings the praises of being part of Britain

That guy voted no in 2014, he's nothing but a bawbag brit gobshite that sells his own nation out.

by Aye mannie August 10, 2022

Wet Brit

a term coined for something snarky, generally in the context of a sporting event.

Man, that ball flight is so low.. atleast it's going to run like a wet brit.

by Jabari 101 November 2, 2020

Brit Lips

The lips of a British person, usually thin.

You'd be a great kisser if you didn't have major Brit Lips.

by lizia02 November 21, 2023

Brit Fucked

The act of an American getting screwed over in every, and any possible way by the UK. This can be anything from tedious paperwork, landlord exchanges and flat accommodations, to tuition, and especially to any kind of London public transportation interactions. Brits bending over Americans in the UK because they know they can and Americans can’t do anything about it. Basically saying No for no reason.

Tried to get a refund on my oyster card but per usual, just getting Brit fucked every which way.

by Toughdiddy April 26, 2022

Brit luck

When everything that could possibly go wrong, goes wrong.

Oh no her birthday in 2020 was cancelled because it was day the world went into lockdown, but that’s just brit luck.

her rabbi got covid two days before the wedding, but that’s just brit luck.

by Sillystile August 5, 2022