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Breaking Dawn

Quite possibly the worst book in history:

Read the first 50 pages...
Put it down...
Promised self to try and read it later... Didn't read it later...
Regretted not returning it after losing the reciept.

This book is sitting on my shelf and waiting for me to run out of firewood.
After trying to get through the first part of Breaking Dawn, I immediately gave up and asked my obsessed friends for a plot synopsis. >.<
by Hates the World February 24, 2009
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Breaking Dawn

Sequel to Twilight, New Moon and Eclipse, also known as an epic fail to those who do not suffer from SMeyer glorification.
Gave birth to the demon spawn nudger Renesmee Carlie Cullen (a.k.a. Nessie)
And with its release it destroyed a fan base with a mere 800 pages
Nothing equals this epic fail, also known as Breaking Dawn, I lack examples.
by JazzateNessie October 5, 2008
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Buck Breaking

Ayo look at deshaun my nigga, his black ass is about to get some his ass into some buck breaking from Massa!
by GodLovesBlackPeople December 28, 2021
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Breading the chicken

On a hot sweaty day, refreshing the male testicles with Gold Bond Powder. Not only is it cooling and fantastic but it is also a dire necessity.
Adam : Yo Ryan where did you go?
Ryan : Sorry man i was breading the chicken.
Adam : Word, hook me up with the Gold Bond.
by sharethewealthylt December 18, 2010
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benching

the time spent photographing or watching graffiti on trains, more specifically passenger and freight trains.
we set up the grill and drank all day while we were out were out in milwaukee, benching by miller park
by fr8FOAMER December 28, 2007
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Breaking it down

Definition #1: When a person is feeling the song and dancing either vigorously or in a high intensity choreographed routine. The skill with which the person is dancing is usually unexpected.

Definition #2: The part of a song that has been remixed. Also known as the beat dropping.

Definition #3: The climax or ending part of any song where the beat or instrumental speed increases and the rhythm becomes intense.
*Hip hop remix comes on and white girl starts dancing*
Black person: "Dang, look at that white girl breaking it down!"
by Dann326 June 10, 2019
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Breaking Dawn

The, by far, worst of the Twilght saga, and a huge disappointment. Fans everywhere are claiming they are over the books because of the completely horrible plot of Breaking Dawn. Many people are complaining about Stephenie Meyer going back on what she had said before about vampires being able to have children. She should have mentioned the certain type of vampire that can in fact, have children.
Quite a few fans decided not to buy the book because of the spoilers that were released before the book was coming out. Someone got ahold of the first seven chapters, and many did not buy the atrocity Stephenie Meyer called a book because of it.
Are you buying Breaking Dawn??
Yeah, I need kindling for my fireplace.
by twi-hardB4BD September 28, 2008
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