Bonk Machine

Not a fence.

Oi bud, that's nae a bonk machine, that's a fence.

by Alfred Rosenburg May 12, 2021

Lonk Bonk

The sexiest and funniest person in all of the land. Lonk specialises in Mario Kart, and other popular franchises.

“Lonk Bonk is so hot!”

“Lonk Bonk is super hilarious and cool.”

by Lonk Bonk April 18, 2022

Bonk ass

I phrase you use when you are roasting someone continuously. Similar to bitch ass

Shut your bonk ass up!

by Stragam April 12, 2020

Jasmine Bonk

Sexiest Girl Alive Fr

Boy1: “Jasmine Bonk? who’s that”
Boy2: “A banned tiktoker. She was fine as fuck and still is I want her to kiss me fr.”

by YoBoiLilTom January 2, 2023

Bonk Donkin'

when you are walking down the street and you or someone you see is walking in stride but your rear end seems to be moving as if it is a completely different entity. It jiggles and bounces almost in the opposite direction of each stride.

Person 1: Damn bro look at her!
Person 2: Sheeeshhh she Bonk Donkin' brother

by DaddyReaper January 18, 2022

booty bonk

The act of putting one’s weenie in another person’s butthole.

I bet that asshat gets booty bonked daily.

by The Word Editor May 26, 2023

Bonk Sockets

A phrase to describe the action performed while having sex, a goofy way to describe the literal mashing of the genitals. Traditionally just used as another word for sex.

Rory: "Tyler, did you and Emily finally bonk sockets last night?"
Tyler: "Sure did!"
Rory: "Good for you, you dirty old socket bonker!"
David: "I haven't bonked sockets in forever..."

by Volcanoe Throat August 10, 2016