Bob

Silent Bob that's all (Jay and Silent Bob)

Jay and silent Bob are at ur hisouse

by OWIS January 28, 2020

Bob

My ukulele

Dis is Bob

by Da urban dictionary master August 27, 2019

Bob

A rich dumb ass who likes to fuck with people but cries when he's the victim.

That person is such a bob.

by Fuck hell fuck March 15, 2017

Bob

The most sexy drunk dad ever. He has a nine inch penis. When he has an errection, his penis is 69 feet long.(He has to carry his penis, walking down Hollywood street when people start at him). He has 10 children and smacks everyone of them with his penis (when he has a boner). *he is a player...(has 21 girlfriends and 38 wives...)

"Bob i failed my test" *smacks kid with penis*.

by JaFfYlAfFy April 10, 2019

Bob

Just a basic white guy. Usually gets killed in movies, games, and other forms of media.

Hey, my name is Bob, and I am the manger of your local RadioShack.

by CallousCalculator February 25, 2018

Bob

A big one

She has two dogs named bob

by Pikachu1017 November 19, 2019

Bob

Bob is really a weird and fugly guy who doesn't deserve any food in the summer time. He is usually fat and you usually see him with a hog dog down the street, if you see him be prepared to run. He might attempt to chase you but he is too slow and trips. Bob is quite emotional when he comes to deciding where to pee.

Bob doesn't fit in a telephone box or the subway, therefore he sits on the side walk and cries while holding his hot dog up to his face.

by Greedy the banana January 19, 2016