bluppy

The wet, vibratory sensation when you put your mouth on someone's body (usually on his or her belly) and just blow. See also raspberry.

Grandpa loves to give his grandkids belly bluppies. I personally would rather be tickled than get a wet Zadie-style bluppy.

by LJMKP March 1, 2007

Blumper Decker

The combination of a blumpkin and an upper decker.
To defecate in the tank of one's toilet while receiving a blowjob.
i.e. To get mad domepiece while releasing the beast into the top of that Faggoty Ann's toilet.

Leopold: My asshole roommate fucked my mom last week, so I asked his mom to come over to 'see which of his clothes not to donate'. I broke out a decadent white zinf at the end, and one thing led to another... Next thing I know I'm getting him back with a blumper decker in his bathroom with his mom.

Lance: My stars, good play.

by Wlllford Brimley September 1, 2010

blumpelstilskin

recieving oral sex from a garden gnome or other lawn decoration, all whilst taking a dump.

yo jake shwooten has some garden gnomes that give the bomb blumpelstilskin.

by Tyler Caruso October 9, 2006

blappy

{n} a state of mind, the feeling or attitude of Cockiness when one is both happy and sad at the same time. Zen state of euphoria coupled with an ominous overtone.

He didn't care that he had left her passed out in the bed with her panties on the floor in a bunch. He was feeling quite blappy, because although she made him cum silly at the party the night before, he knew that she would wake up an evil demon from hell in her hungover state and it would ruin his day

by Gary Redecker October 23, 2007

Blopping

Playing Call of Duty: Black Ops

Hey bro, I was blopping earlier today when this totally hot chick friended my XBox Live account and our COD avatars totally made out right in the middle of battle. Then I jerked it to some anime porn.

by BloppingBro December 8, 2010

Blopple

A blue, hard-backed chair. Generally has 2 triangular legs, but also comes in the 4 legged variety. Commonly found as school chairs.

It's blue, it's hard-backed, and it's a chair. It must be a blopple.

by Staticwolf October 23, 2007

Blueplate

A handicapped driver with a blue handicapped placard on the license plate or dangling from the rear view mirror.

These are usually overly cautious elderly drivers, who drive very, very slow, still manage to swerve in their lane and brake unexpectedly for no reason.

The blueplate placard may be accompanied by stuffed animals placed near the rear windshield.

So Im already late for my appointment and of course I get stuck behind a fucking blueplate!

by DatPurpleStuff November 20, 2009