While in the outhouse, Todd received a country blumpkin from his girlfriend and decided she was the one.
by Kyle MD April 28, 2005

The act of sucking a man's penis while he is in the act of taking a hot shit on a moving RV that is about to run out of gas.
by Philly Jackson November 10, 2013

by jenclem February 19, 2011

A geopolitical region in the state of Georgia where residents perform felacio on tourists penis while said tourist is on the toilet talking a shit.
by Ampresandman December 15, 2011

Dude, Katie totally gave me a French Blumpkin the other day! My asshole never felt so good. Except I completely missed the toilet.
by Breen Brawn November 4, 2011

someone who gives blumpkins while wearing a dress or tutu then sings disney songs. these people are usually cum dumpsters and have herpes.
by fucking cumguzzlers May 15, 2009

by shank6 December 7, 2009
