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blonde

the most sexy type of girl, almost always has an amazing body, huge boobs, and a nice ass, but is as dumb as a rock
Guy1- Hey I really want that hot blonde over there
Guy2- Yeah but she is so dumb!!
Guy1- True but her body, boobs, and ass are perfect
Guy2- True my friend!
by clubboy010 December 16, 2009
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blonde

The type of female that minority men(Especially Black men) want to date and marry.

Looked at as easy and ditzy, or stuck up and bitchy.
Black Man: Damn I want to tap that blonde trick. *Leaves his black girlfriend for the white blonde*
by Manny Fre$h316 September 19, 2010
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Blonded

When two blondes first meet becoming best friends creating an immediate bond.
Blonde #1, "Did we just become best friends?!". Blonde 2 replies, "Yes!!! We're blonded!!"
by Kesikat April 14, 2017
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blondes

People with a pale cream/yellow colour, occasionly natural brunette parts, most are very dim, and will strut around like they own the place, hen in fact, they are more hated than Jewish people, african-americans, redheads. Men don't want blonde girls, because they associate them with thickness. I've never met a londe, who is nice, smart, or kind in any way. Most are spoilt, wear all pink, and will moan to their "daddies" about the nail varnish/diamond cut/top/dress/shoes etc they really wanted.
Blonde1: *Talking on cellphone* Daaaadddddyyyy! You said you'd get me the ferrari! I don't want a lambug-whatever its called!
Father: You'll have to settles for it.
Blonde1:*Hangs up and whines* Its not faiiiiirrrr!
Blonde2: I just got some new nail varnish!
Blonde1: OhMyGosh!! That is so CUTE!

*Chat for about 30 minutes about nail varnish.*
*God kills the blondes*
by BlondesRBimobs. January 3, 2010
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Blond

Definition(s):

1) noun.: a person who costs a lot for retraining.
Sample(s) of use:

1) The person who works next to me doesn't have a lunch break because he/she is a blond.
by eraser_rx October 1, 2003
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Antique Blonde

When a woman's greyish/silver hair is showing when her blonde dye job is fading.
Marsha needs to pick up some Nice and Easy touch up to cover her Antique Blonde colour.
by will bitten September 13, 2017
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snow-blond

Snow -blond is when your outside and there is so much snow that you have a blond moment and do something stupid.
During a winter storm some drivers get snow-blond and have accidents.
by jpg3 March 8, 2015
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