'A bloke with a huge penis'

a phrase a person says who is hiding the fact that they actually have a micro penis

Nathan: im 'a bloke with a huge penis'

by The real big dick billy October 19, 2025

Bloke

Any ginger named Steve is considered a bloke

Person one: hey look at that ginger over there

Person two: oh yea that’s Steve

Person one: oh he’s such a bloke

by anonymous November 18, 2021

Bloke Nunchuck

When two males genitalia interlock via cock rings and it begins to swing around in a nunchuck fashion

The other night me and joe had a fun time in a bloke nunchuck

by The Blokes May 24, 2020

Bloke

British/Australian word to describe the calibre of man you have encountered

Every bloke is a man, but not every man is a bloke.

Usually used when describing a man to remember, context depending.

‘This massive bloke just appeared out of nowhere’

by Thin Tony July 24, 2023

bloke

is a Bravo english man

I wanna marry thatbloke, I have to send cards just.

by bad,good? August 6, 2019

Bloke floater

When you go to a party at a well-known TV personalities house and decide to go for a swim but forget you had been fisted and then you die only to be found a couple of hours later floating face down in a swimming pool

All I said was " Awight ... top, middle ... OR BOTTOM! ' then next minute I've got a bloke floater in my swimming pool!!: raging

Any gear left??

by Le on January 26, 2022

smelly bloke

I guy who is no really that nice and is a meany

That guy over there is a pretty smelly bloke dont you think

by Kkkool bloke July 27, 2016