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Bleach Bum

It's been fairly well established that high-intensity ultraviolet light, isopropyl alcohol and sodium hypochlorite aka Clorox Bleach are effective at controlling virus contaminated surfaces. It's also evident, for obvious health concerns, that it's probably ill advised for anyone to recommend ingestion of any one of these agents as an anti-viral treatment strategy.
Hey, so how about we do some shots of Clorox?
No way man, the president says that we have to INJECT IT to be effective.
Really? Maybe that's why he's so orange...ignorant Bleach Bum that he is...
by YAWA April 25, 2020
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Bottom Bleaching

<noun> Slang

1) A process which involves bleaching the area surrounding your anus to look the same shade of skin colour as the rest of your body so it looks as clean as possible.

==> Vanessa Feltz is credited with coining the term in an article she wrote about the procedure.
"That porn star is getting her bottom bleached so men won't know that she actually uses her arse for other things than getting spanked and fucked by 9 inch cocks."
by Stuart Fletcher February 14, 2005
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Bleached bunny

A woman who has a fetish for white men.

A common fetish, as most women dating or having sexual endeavors outside of their race usually indulge themselves with white men.

White women with this fetish may be called racist or traditional, and non white women with this fetish are considered colonized or bed wenches by their communities.

These women come with an array of reasons for choosing to be white only, some do it for purely sexual reasons and simply have a love for BWC (big white cock) and other women can have more political reasons, such as the divest movement.
Girl 1: I don't know what to do, the sex isn't good and he just won't listen to me or try to work things out.
Girl 2: Well, have you tried white men?
Girl 1: Let's be serious, who wants a white boy.
Girl 2: I'm serious! Being a bleached bunny will change your life.
by Bleached addict July 15, 2023
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Bleached whale

Hey Gaz have you seen that bleached whale at the bar?

Yeah, I'm going to try and plow him. That okay with you?

Yeah, go for it, I'm more into bears.

Wicked, you should find a bear and we'll all go back to mine and have a group sesh. my house will be like a wildlife sanctuary... designed for filth.
by Liam J. Lewis November 12, 2011
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Eye Bleach

Heartwarming images or videos that will cheer you up after viewing something particularly shitty and disturbing
Ex: "Dude, that video was so disturbing."
"Yea, I'm gonna need to find some eye bleach on the internet when I get home! Ugh!"
by Gregthisiswhywehateyou3 September 16, 2018
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Mental Bleach

alcoholic concoction (I prefer patron and apple juice) that completely scrubs your brain cells clean, making it impossible to remember the dirty shit you did the night before.
I have no idea what filthy shit I did last night, I drank some mental bleach and its all gone.
by ralf ralfenstein June 24, 2009
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Bleached Asshole

An asshole that has undergone cosmetic processes to make it lighter. The practice follows from the anuses of women in "mens magazines" being "retouched," and women in strip clubs and other asshole-bearing lines of work wanting to appear clean.

Actual procedures used vary, but there are numerous products available to the consumer, as well as from the spa industry.
Heather used an awkward combination of mirrors as she simultaneously pulled apart her buttcheeks, bent over, and had a good look at her newly bleached asshole.
by Sungo June 8, 2007
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