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Bitter Bollocks

A phrase commonly used to describe the cold weather outside as cold weather outside causes a male's testicles to become a lot tighter and move closer to the body. A phrase usually used when it is colder than usual this phrase describes the way a mans/boys testicles bollocks will shrivel up and become very small when cold. Every time it is cold this happens to a boy which is one of the reasons why they always have their hands down their pants. The testicles are shrivelled, tighter, harder and very cold and only warm heat will make them dangle again. The testicles correspond with the penis as the penis also shrinks and becomes a lot smaller when it is freezing or when a boy is outside in cold weather shrinkage. Basically when a boy is outside in cold weather his whole genitals are very small as a boys whole genitals shrink when they are cold but the term 'bitter bollocks' specifically relates to the testicles shrinking.
by urban_finder January 29, 2019
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Bitter

Synonym für "Vincent ist hart gay"
"Vincent ist sehr bitter"
by Menschderphil February 18, 2019
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Bitteritis

When you are over 35 and have dated so much to the point you have contracted a negative feeling towards all relationships, becoming bitter over all
All these men have bitteritis , May he should chill out on dating.
by Urban Queen Thing June 11, 2018
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bitter unicorn

A Bitter Unicorn, they are usually found with a horn covered in blood from using their horn to stab those that offend it.
Bitter unicorn: Did you see that Bitter ass unicorn??? She just stabbed someone with her horn!
by Bitterunicorn July 10, 2019
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Bitter-Sweet

She played me , it got me feeling mad and happy
Shordy texted me had me in bag but happy I was feeling bitter-Sweet
by Buggydaddy March 3, 2019
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Bitter

Bitter: She sees a boy named lashawn and rolls her eyes for no reason
by 7g6f7g8hu May 13, 2019
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