bent eddy 

when you are jerking off and you put your legs and ass up against the wall and lay on your back and cum all over your face.

i tasted cum for the first time when i gave my self a bent eddy.

bent eddy by Zach Heacock July 22, 2003

bent over 

to be penetrated from behind prison style

"girlfriend, i cant sit down today cos i was so nicely bent over last night...boy did i get my ass tanned good"

bent over by niceness July 28, 2003

Bent Over Backwards And Rode To Beaumont 

To be the recipient of anal sex.
Or
To be smacked around throughly (metaphor).

Kevin Bell was loitering outside Hobby Lobby when a huge black guy and some mexican bent him over backwards and rode him to Beaumont.

Bent Over Backwards And Rode To Beaumont by Darren Sutton April 2, 2003

bent up 

(adjective)
a way to describe a situation or one's feelings.
distraught; unfortunate

I'm still bent up over Bella rejecting me.

bent up by saland September 5, 2020

bent shitcan 

A dull, drab, damaged item used to describe someone's personality, particularly someone with no imagination or a lifeless outlook.

"He has all the personality of a bent shitcan"

bent shitcan by Scalawag May 14, 2008

Bent Chow 

Eating ass. Get ya face all up in dat ass. Lappin dat booty juice like a dog eatin peanut butter.

Get them panties off. Time for some bent chow.

She was nekky on all fours so had some bent chow.

Bent Chow by Eaton Holgoode January 19, 2018

bent spoon 

A sex position where one sex partner sits on his other partners lap with his legs up. Mostly used as a gay sex position name, the bent spoon is when you are put atop your partners cock an he grabs your legs and fucks you.

“Wow man that bent spoon we did last night made my dick so hard, I cummed so much.

bent spoon by Cumsmasher25 May 27, 2019