National Benson Day

National Benson Day is on February 24th. People celebrate by celebrating the benson called Benson.

Forest: 'I'm going to celebrate National Benson day on Friday!"
Emily: "How are you going to celebrate?"
Forest: "Idk, Baskin Robbin cakes are pricy so maybe I'll turn in my work on time Imao"

by MICHLLO February 24, 2023

barry bendover benson

The freakiest of sneks. Likes puppy play and goossing his friends.

Man your such a Barry Bendover Benson

by Fckoff991 February 27, 2017

Benson

From Benson the TV show, essentially someone who does everything around the house or helps specific people selflessly. Basically a slave.

I can’t believe what a Benson he is!

by Akirabod December 20, 2023

being a benson

acting like you have a foot up your ass and not having fun with others

Chris is being a benson, he wont sing the FUN song

by meboku December 29, 2021

Benson

And irritating ass bitch that derserves no love and should die alone. He’s he’s most likely a nappy headed bitch and claims he is half black but is actually full white. Benson is mean and disrespectful to his favorite friend Lola. He does not appreciate her and that is why Lola ends up murdering him.

“Fuck Benson”

by Lola Morton December 7, 2021

Benson

When you are about to fire someone if they don't do something to help or for you.

Person 1: "I don't want to do that!"

Person 2: "SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I WILL BENSON YOU"

Person 1: "What the hell does that mean"

Person 2: "DO IT OR YOUR FIRED!!"

Person 1: "Kys nigga"

by bensontheparkmanager July 18, 2025

Bensoned

To lose your job, still live with parents as an adult, and/or be car less. Almost like being up crap's creek without a paddle.

(Guy walks into house to yell at wife: 'Honey, goddamnit!, I got bensoned today and now we have to go live with my parents. Oh we must also lose the car since we can't afford it any longer.'
Wife responds: 'Goddamnit we got bensoned today!')

by mastermind100 August 20, 2013