A school where half of the students are clinically retarded and are not even funny
The school is overly expensive (I’m talking 18 bags a year) just for the teachers who are also retarded ( there are some exceptions tho) to show up 10 minutes late because “tHeIr OfFiCe WaS aLl ThE wAy AcRoSs ThE sChOol” then for the dyslexic kids to waste half the lesson making some tame sound effects to get a reaction.
And the amount of love stories is revolting. Year 7s( fucking 11-12 year olds) are making out and having relationships.
Apparently they accept all races but it takes 1 look at the about 6 Muslims and 15 black peoples to find out that that’s not true.
A good thing is the rugby. The only reason i started and am where I am today is because of rugby at bennies.
Hall of shame for teachers (names blocked kind of)
Mr W**** (English)
Ms **s**o* (English)
Ms S* *al** **i** (RE/RS)
And more
Hall of fame (using descriptions)
Mr religious but fun
Dr Italian and charming
Mr French rugby coach who’s name some people say wrong
The school is overly expensive (I’m talking 18 bags a year) just for the teachers who are also retarded ( there are some exceptions tho) to show up 10 minutes late because “tHeIr OfFiCe WaS aLl ThE wAy AcRoSs ThE sChOol” then for the dyslexic kids to waste half the lesson making some tame sound effects to get a reaction.
And the amount of love stories is revolting. Year 7s( fucking 11-12 year olds) are making out and having relationships.
Apparently they accept all races but it takes 1 look at the about 6 Muslims and 15 black peoples to find out that that’s not true.
A good thing is the rugby. The only reason i started and am where I am today is because of rugby at bennies.
Hall of shame for teachers (names blocked kind of)
Mr W**** (English)
Ms **s**o* (English)
Ms S* *al** **i** (RE/RS)
And more
Hall of fame (using descriptions)
Mr religious but fun
Dr Italian and charming
Mr French rugby coach who’s name some people say wrong
St Benedict’s is not really worth it
by Jared the wanking pelican September 24, 2023
A Rickyism for “friends with benefits”.
Ricky: “Maybe we can be friends with the Benedicts?”
Lucy: “Who are the Benedicts?”
Ricky: “ You know, those people you become friends with if you wanna bang each other with no things attached. Friends with the Benedicts.”
Lucy: “Who are the Benedicts?”
Ricky: “ You know, those people you become friends with if you wanna bang each other with no things attached. Friends with the Benedicts.”
by SteveFrenchie123 March 15, 2023
by kittbitch March 22, 2023
Named after the English thespian. The Benedict Cumberbatch Boys are a small time crime syndicate residing in central Texas. They are the sworn enemy to the infamous Brookside Boys and are in a territorial war of wills and apartment complexes.
Looks like a good ol fashion bare knuckle boxing bar brawl broke out last night between the Brookside Boys and the Benedict Cumberbatch Boys. God help us all.
by Patrick Byrne Boys April 9, 2021
Holy Benedict is like the term of holy crap or shit. But holy Benedict you can use it without knowing you are swearing
Ex:
"Holy Benedict! You look good!"
"holy Benedict! I'm screwed."
Ex:
"Holy Benedict! You look good!"
"holy Benedict! I'm screwed."
by Triple_21 October 22, 2018
Person A: Omg, have you seen Benedict Cucumber?!
Person B: Yesss! Omg, he is such a cucumber, I wanna marry him yoo
Person B: Yesss! Omg, he is such a cucumber, I wanna marry him yoo
by Informative Professor Gumby September 25, 2023
Breakfast dish consisting of English muffin, topped with tradional bacon, poached eggs, & hollandaise sauce.
(Similar to eggs Benedict but substitutes Canadian bacon with tradional breakfast bacon)
(Similar to eggs Benedict but substitutes Canadian bacon with tradional breakfast bacon)
I'd like the Ballard Benedict please.
by JBalla November 15, 2013