gay ballsack

The answer to a question that you don't know the answer to or don't want to answer.

-Timmy, why didn't you finish your homework?

-Because i have a gay ballsack.

by bassjimmi August 11, 2012

Ballsacular Fondulation

when one fondles his or her jingle bells

I was just practicing my ballsacular fondulation on your mother asshole.

by Anonymous October 23, 2003

ballsack queen

Ballsack queen is a derogatory term for an annoying, rude, or stupid person. It has nothing to do with royalty or male genitalia.

Joe: Today at work, this new intern got coffee for everyone and then spilled it on the boss.

Jim: Wow, what a ballsack queen.

by sparklyplatypus December 30, 2011

ballsack breath

Halitosis that stank like balls

Janine came to the house and ate pancakes, sipped tea in the parlor, played frisbee, read poetry, gargled balls, enjoyed personal time then departed. I should add that she had quite the hint of ballsack breath.

by Ballsoup49 May 23, 2013

ballsackary

When shit just ain't going your way.

How was my day? Utter ballsackary!

by TheShaner September 23, 2016

Ballsac

When a dumbass spells sack wrong.

“It’s spelt ball s-a-c.”

“Wtf no dumbass what’s a ballsac??”

by Cursed images July 9, 2018

Ballsack John

The man...
The myth...
The Legend...
He plays baseball, and they call him ballsack.

Ballsack John killed 3 chicken tenders.

by TheBeanBeanedYou May 26, 2018