Track Baton

a really big dick that is between 9-12 inches.

Shit Tim has a fucking track baton. I won't be able to walk for a couple days

by ItsIssaBitch June 12, 2018

chappie baton

Dog shit.

Don't stand on that Chappie baton, it'll ruin your Clogs.

by Poopwords August 19, 2018

burning beacon of raw sexuality

Very, hot, beautiful, or attractive.

What a burning beacon of raw sexuality!

by Breakin it December 22, 2004

Ohio Baton Twirler

During oral sex just as the man is about to cum he yanks his cock out of her mouth and as he is jizzing starts cock slapping in a circular, twirling motion.

Girl 1: So how was that new guy??

Girl 2: Well, he was amazing until he started Ohio Baton Twirling.. He got jizz all over the place!!

Girl 1: THe Ohio Baton Twirler!?!? Oh My God!!!

Girl 2: I Know!! I'm still cleaning jizz out of my hair!!!

by Stumbling_Bears May 9, 2009

devil's beating his wife

When the sun is shining and it is raining... The Devil Is Beating His Wife...

When the sun is shining but it is raining. The devil's beating his wife.

by Harley2008 November 12, 2013

beating off

Same as jacking off, but in addition: Any time a mechanical device is temporarily malfunctioning, especially in an erratic motion fashion, it is beating off. See also on the rag and otr for malfunctions of a 5-7 day nature

Bill, the tachometer in you GTO is beating off. (wiggling erratically between 1400 and 3600 RPM)

by andy1 May 24, 2005

beacon pits

Beacon pits are your "leg pits" which border your gooch/nuts; very susceptible to itch and extremely pungent odor, especially after excercise.

My beacon pits are itching like fuck.

by IF September 1, 2008