The absolute best comedian/humorist ever to grace the Earth with his presence. He has written such books as "Dave Barry Slept Here: A Sort of History of the United States" and "Dave Barry's Only Travel Guide You'll Ever Need". Support him in any way you can.
The first major president to be elected after the War of 1812 was President Monroe Doctrine, who became famous by developing the policy for which he is named. This policy, which is still in efect today, states that:
1. Other nations are NOT ALLOWED to mess around with the internal affairs of nations in this hemisphere.
2. But we are.
3. Ha-ha-ha.
1. Other nations are NOT ALLOWED to mess around with the internal affairs of nations in this hemisphere.
2. But we are.
3. Ha-ha-ha.
by Ben Kenobi July 15, 2008
Get the Dave Barrymug. by EggoH June 4, 2010
Get the Moist Barrymug. by ClassicMan10203 October 12, 2020
Get the Barry Manmug. A dude that is willing to sell out his friends (and even his country) for wholly personal gains, but must delay selling out until his circumstances change.
When the bank pressed him for more info on the house’s history as a meth lab, he told them there was nothing to worry about and that he’d give them an inspection report after the deal closed. Turned out the house was a meth lab for ten years. Flexible Barry really made out well on that one.
by VladLovesBarry November 22, 2019
Get the Flexible Barrymug. by Hunter Melton August 13, 2019
Get the Barry Giffinmug. What do you think of Barack Obama?
Oh, Barry O.? He's great. We go way back.
Yeah I like Barry O. too!
Shut your face! You don't know him, so you can't call him that.
Oh, Barry O.? He's great. We go way back.
Yeah I like Barry O. too!
Shut your face! You don't know him, so you can't call him that.
by Jeremaaay November 30, 2010
Get the Barry O.mug. by Melvyn Heinz May 30, 2018
Get the Dirty Barrymug.