Barstool

A particularly large, fiberous shit that you fear may approach the standard 24 to 30 inch height (and possibly require a c-section).

I could hear Chad screaming in agony as he constructed a massive barstool in the handicapped stall earlier. It sounded like he was in labor!

by Hattiesturd September 4, 2009

Barstool

A particularly unpleasant person who your don't wont to swear at.

You complete and utter barstool.

by Jamie April 3, 2004

barista

Snobby fuck who makes coffee.

That damn barista started yelling at me for ordering my coffee 'to-go'.

by D-Ren July 28, 2008

Barnsley trout

A turd; typically a large, floating one.

"Every day, we went skinny dipping in the canal until one day, this great big Barnsley trout floated by."

by Richard Bird September 16, 2007

soda barista

A female (the male term would be baristo) who holds up the line at a fast food soda fountain because she fills her drink then leaves it in the way so she can get a lid, sugar, straw, etc. instead of moving the drink out of the way.
She doesn't care that she's in the way and holding up the line. In fact, she may feel so important that she is entitled to do this!
It's the same kind of conceit that one finds in people talking on cell phones while driving too slowly and not paying attention to others.

All I want is a coke! I wish that soda barista would hurry up and get out of the way.

by Golden-Rod February 19, 2008

Barnsley

When one has an unexpected semi erection.

Derived from Football commentators saying "and barnsley with an unexpected semi" whenever the team gets to the semi finals of anything.

I checked this girl out when I was in starbucks and got a barnsley

by Old Matey August 20, 2011

The Tzarina of West Barnstable

A wild white tiger who made her fortunes in the Russian gold mines after her fathers mysterious death. She is a known Russian spy. Like most tigers she can kill a man from 30 paces. Like most Russian women she can kill a man with a dagger stare and arsenic in their coffee. Rumored to be estranged from her two half brothers.

Traditionally a tzarina is a Russian princess before the Russian revolution of 1917.

I’m sick of my husband and thinking about giving him the tzarina of west Barnstable treatment.

by Jonnytrulove December 5, 2019