three bagger

A horribly ugly chick that during sex requires a bag over her head, one over yours, and one on any poor soul that happens to walk by.

Damn shorty did you see that three bagger I picked up last night. I must have been so wasted but damn can she suck dick.

by BlindsideF March 20, 2005

Milking the Badger

A term used for jacking off, and sometimes cum aka sperm.

Mike: Hey Rob, why are your hands all wet?
Oliver: He was probably Milking the Badger.
Rob: Hey, Shut up!

by MeHigh July 12, 2007

dead badger

A prodigiously baneful fart. A tile peeler.

Monika let out a dead badger while waiting for her stylist in the beauty salon. It was so bad, it curled everyone's hair.

by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005

triple bagger

A person who is so hideously ugly and/or disgusting that to consider intercourse with them you would require a bag over their head, one for yourself just in case their's falls off, and one for your dog...yeah you're that embarassed.

Ol' Bruce is such a triple bagger that even Janie, the cum dumpster that she is, wouldn't touch him.

by Wheelo November 8, 2005

Tennesee Double-Bagger

The Tennesee Double Bagger is when the girl you are banging is so ugly you have to put a bag on her head, and one on yours just in case hers falls off.

That girl is so ugly, the only way I could fuck her is a Tennesee Double-Bagger!

by SlutBucket September 23, 2006

Wrist Banger

Someone who, instead of cutting their wrists, resorts to banging them repeatedly on something either sharp or dull. It is not meant to produce a gash, but rather a bruise instead.

Dude you see the bruises on Lisa? She must be a wrist banger, or something...

by WTF Eej July 5, 2007

vag badger

a medium sized mammal that lives inside a woman's frontbottoms and weaves itself an elaborate protective canopy out of muff hair

Do you stock something called a vag badger?

No, we just sell shoes.

by CellBlock March 11, 2005