Baking Cookies

To have Sex. To produce cookies. See orgasm.

The proper way to bake a cookie is to preheat the oven before sticking in the dough.

by Akasha January 20, 2005

half-baked

Something very poorly designed or executed.

Going into Iraq was such a half-baked plan.

by bigtangringo July 1, 2005

baked zetties

big ass titties. Large breasts or simply a fine-ass hoe.

Damn hoe u got some zeeties.

by skeetmastaL March 22, 2005

Pasta Baking

Masturbating, wanking etc.

A slang term that can be used in place of the word 'masturbating'.

Sounds similar to masturbating, but can be used as a code word in situations where you wouldn't want someone else to know what you were really doing.

Josh: Hey, why weren't you at the cheese and wine night the other day?

Henry: Sorry mate, couldn't come, I was busy pasta baking.

by Italian Pasta Baker October 27, 2009

Baked Deuce

To get high while taking a shit.

Matt is notorious for leaving a stench in the bathroom when he takes a baked deuce.

by Randy Felcher June 19, 2011

Bake Squad

A group of savages who roasts anyone who opposes them.

Do not mess with Bake Squad #IJWBG

by Savage Heel July 6, 2016

Bake A Wicked

Geordie phrase used in multiple contexts to mean:

a. Leaving promptly.
b. 'whatever'
c. an expletive

a. Ben: This bar is fookin' crap like, a wanna leave.
Steve: aye man, let's bake a wicked!

b. q: whadda us wanna do tonight like?
a: bake a wicked mate!
a: alreet let's get blotto!

c. q: ah look mate, sunderland ave scored!
a: fook, bake a wicked.

by boredgeordie October 2, 2006