Breast Dancing

When a girl sit's on a guy's lap and vigorously rub's her breast's in his face

Jake : Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm!
Kiersten : Ohh! Ohh! Ohh! Ohh!
Craig : Wow check it out Jake's Breast Danicing with Kiersten!
Chad : Ohh! I hope she turns around! Oh yeah baby shake what god gave you!
Craig : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Steve : Wow a sasuage fest! Mmmmm!
Craig : Don't even think about it!
Chad: Well!
Steve : Mmmmmm! Mmmmmm!
Chad : Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Don't forget the plums!
Steve : La La La La La!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Steve : Mmmmm! Puddin!
Craig : This is disgusting I need to see some boobs!
Steve : Hey Craig I got boobs too wanna see?
Craig : That's it I quit!
Chad: Wow you have a nice set of tit's Steve how bout some Breast Dancing!
Steve : Oh Baby!

by SlopNChop November 15, 2017

breast fest

1. A gathering of a lot of girls in one place.
2. Completely opposite of a sausage fest.
3. If the girls are good looking, a man's nirvana.

1. The boy band concert was a complete breast fest.
2. I was so happy that the party was one big breast fest and I hooked up like three times.
3. This breast fest is like heaven.

by The Real McLovin March 12, 2009

man breasts

self explanitory.

by ounce of mirth June 18, 2003

Breast Stroke

Grazing the boob of a hot babe in a swimming pool

"That ain't the only type of breast stroke going down in this pool!!!" - yelled by a homeless man at the public pool, chasing after a girl who just swam by.

by bigbadmama June 28, 2011

Breast smother

When a woman usually with huge breasts tackles a man and shoves her boobs in his face

I love Derek. Last night I had sex with him and as usual he wanted me to breast smother him. "Whatever you want babe!"I said,taking off my bra (yes he makes me take off my bra.) and I threw him on the bed. I got on top of him and started kissing him then I said "you ready?" In an angry tone then I gave him a hand job while shoving my breasts in his face "I love these boobs!"said Derek in a muffled voice. It was muffled because i always smother him hard. Then I don't know how but he started licking my boobs. It just felt so nice. I had to scream after a pleasureful 45minutes. "DEREK OH YES YES YES YES YES YES OOOOOOOOO!" He started gently touching my nipples. Then I got up and got in a position that my head was near his HUGE penis and his head was near my pussy. I started sucking and he started to finger my pussy. I was screaming ALL night.

by Person1510 May 20, 2014

breast implants

breast implants, often silicon or saline. It should be performed by a plastic surgeon who is approved by the American Board of Plastic Surgery.

I got breast implants and my figure has completely changed!

by elenitn August 29, 2008

Breast Sex

When a man sticks his penis in between a woman's breasts and thrusts to create friction, like sex.

Man, those huge tatas would be great for breast sex.

by MiamiFinFan4Life November 19, 2004