Boof

To drink an alcoholic beverage anally. This can include beer, wine, hard liquor, or anything with alcohol as a base. Boofing an alcoholic beverage enters the bloodstream almost immediately, allowing the boofer to enjoy their beverage of choice much faster, without the possibility of vomiting as a result of the taste.

Hey, why's Tommy shitting water?" "He just got done boofing like 8 beers, man."

by ScoreSomeCoke May 28, 2010

Boof

To rectally inject your agenda like an entitled drunk high school bro forcing himself on a teenage girl.

That shameless turtle fucking boofed every single one of us.

by CowardlyWookie October 8, 2018

boof

Something/someone thats stupid, annoying, cringy, crusty, ugly, nasty...

You're acne is low key so boof.
Why'd you fart, it smells so boof .
You suck at singing, you're boof.
School is boof.

by boofie101 June 4, 2018

Boof

Typically used as slang or code for vaping or smoking, best used around people who disapprove.

Hey, you and Sam wanna boof with me?

by Majiktoast December 31, 2019

Boofed

A person falling

"Hey Jaden look, Demetrius just ran in the rain and boofed"

by RenaissancePapi June 11, 2018

boof

To be hit squarely with a pillow during a pillow fight. Derived from the sound made when solid feathers-to-face contact is made.

"Wow, I got boofed big time by that couch cushion!"

by jayp11 August 20, 2009

boofing

flatulence, specifically in the context of one's first time doing so, for some high school students may not have "boofed" yet according to a high school yearbook message written by Brett Kavanaugh and corroborated by his testimony about the message to the United States Senate.

"Judge - have you boofed yet?," as written in the page for Brett Kavanaugh for Georgetown Preparatory School's yearbook in 1983. (Here, the past tense "boofed" of the infinitive "boofing" is used in a sentence.)

by Jurispoodence October 3, 2018