That one kid who always got tattled on to the yard aids in elementary school, and made fun of mentally disabled kids in middle school, and somehow managed to break every rule in high school without getting expelled. He is also short and spends his entire life doing pointless sports and speed running being sexy to every girl he meets.
Guy 1: Did you see what Benson Smith did at homecoming.
Guy 2: No why?
Guy 1: He threw his phone through your English teacher’s window.
Guy 2: No why?
Guy 1: He threw his phone through your English teacher’s window.
by Benson Smith November 13, 2021
Get the Benson Smith mug.The act of taking a shit then putting a nickel in it then eating the shit with the nickel in it then throwing it up and seeing if the nickel is still in it. If not then repeat the process.
by Pj Sciandra September 16, 2021
Get the Benson mug.To lose your job, still live with parents as an adult, and/or be car less. Almost like being up crap's creek without a paddle.
(Guy walks into house to yell at wife: 'Honey, goddamnit!, I got bensoned today and now we have to go live with my parents. Oh we must also lose the car since we can't afford it any longer.'
Wife responds: 'Goddamnit we got bensoned today!')
Wife responds: 'Goddamnit we got bensoned today!')
by mastermind100 August 20, 2013
Get the Bensoned mug.Forest: 'I'm going to celebrate National Benson day on Friday!"
Emily: "How are you going to celebrate?"
Forest: "Idk, Baskin Robbin cakes are pricy so maybe I'll turn in my work on time Imao"
Emily: "How are you going to celebrate?"
Forest: "Idk, Baskin Robbin cakes are pricy so maybe I'll turn in my work on time Imao"
by MICHLLO February 24, 2023
Get the National Benson Day mug.From Benson the TV show, essentially someone who does everything around the house or helps specific people selflessly. Basically a slave.
by Akirabod December 20, 2023
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