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bald penis

Someone with hair on their sides of their head . The top is Bald and looks like a penis.
Our Global Studies, teacher is bald and looks like a penis with hair so he is a Bald Penis.
by Blazer351 September 26, 2018
mugGet the bald penismug.

Bald Childe

A douchbag Italian that has an adopted sister, he thinks he’s the hottest shit in school but in reality he’s just a pussy.
Person 1: hey who’s the douchy of the douchy-ist kid in school?
Person 2: oh yea you meant bald childe
by Kai Wreck Things March 26, 2021
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bald turkey

by cupid1211 March 1, 2009
mugGet the bald turkeymug.

vag bald

A woman with little to no “down there hair
Is it normal for a girl my age to be vag bald?”
by Thid November 27, 2017
mugGet the vag baldmug.

Bald Eagle

"Joker, a bald eagle isn't a women with no hair on her crotch. UrbanDictionary is just filled with perverts, and they flooded this term with sexual definitions."
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 9, 2022
mugGet the Bald Eaglemug.

bald & bankrupt

bald and bankrupt

An English vlogger who travels around India, Belarus and other post soviet countries. He tends to visit small villages and towns and talk with locals in either Russian or Hindi (depending on which country he is in). He is generally quite reckless and does minimal editing to his videos which are quite entertaining and engaging. His knowledge, respect, and the social compassion showed by him for the culture, history, and people who inhabit the place in which he visits have made him quite popular amongst his fans and those who know him. His full name is still unknown, but people in his videos often refer to him as "Bald" or "Benjamin" .
Bill: Have you seen bald & bankrupt's newest video?
Rajan: No, Who is bald and bankrupt?
Bill: Oh, well let me show you
by xXxronanthesnipperxXx January 16, 2020
mugGet the bald & bankruptmug.

bald britany

Bald britany is a 5'o'clock shadow on a womans pussy. Its when she shaves her box of friday to go out and then what it feels like on tuesday after it has had time to grow!!!!
Peter says to Tommy Ibanged your sister on Tuesday and got a rash on my penis from her bald britany.
by diamond duane, cool keith December 16, 2008
mugGet the bald britanymug.

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