Afghani Perfume

Farting in someone's face

"Omar stunk really bad so I gave him a blast of Afghani Perfume."

by kooskesh January 31, 2008

afghaninja

A person who waits until someone has left earshot to talk trash about, unaware that the subject is listening. When approached by subject, denies saying anything.

Hey, did you just afghaninja me when I left the room?
Dude, I'm so gonna afghaninja this kid on this website!
Don't pull an afghaninja, its just weak!

by skullyhead October 23, 2009

afghanistoner

an individual that heavily uses the drug marijuana, but also happens to be from afghanistan or a similar country.

"Muhammad just told us that he was a huge afghanistoner!"

by AwboBigBoy September 5, 2017

Afghanistan

The country the United States was supposed to invade instead of Iraq.

Why in the hell did we wage war on Iraq, when it was Al Qaeda (Afghanistan) that attacked us on 9/11?

by not found [Error 404] February 7, 2009

afghan tea-bag

Similar to tea bagging but instead of the mans balls being dipped into a womans mouth, they're lowered into her eyes!

See also: tea bag tea-bag tea-bagged tea bagger

Man: Hey baby, it's time for a tea-bag - AFGHAN STYLE!!
Woman: What the fuck is that?
Man: You'll see....
Woman: Arrrgghhhh my eyes
Man: Afghan Tea-Bag baby - Recognize!!

by Jim July 19, 2004

afghan

The manner in which an individual reacts to a certain situation. Usually negative, unexpected and exaggerated.

I was like a second late for class and sir went all afghan on me

by dicto-mate August 12, 2009

Afghan Withdrawal

When you prey to Allah when you pull out.

She was so good, she gave me an Afghan Withdrawal.

by Eureka's Finest June 24, 2011