authoritea 

1. Tea for anyone who believes that violence can be used to solve complex {social} issues.
2. Tea for authoritative leaders or parents.
3. Tea for an author.

person one: would you like some authoritea?
person two: no thanks, I like green tea better, and I dont subscribe to that ideology...

...and my writing is horrible.

authoritea by cyberphunkisms January 6, 2010

Authoritic 

This word comes from the word "authority" and basically is a possessive adjective. (Sorry if that doesn't make sense.)

George was disobeying authoritic commands, and therefore was shunned by his community.

Authoritic by Meady50 January 21, 2020

Authors' Prescription 

An Author's prescription is a specific piece of recommendation(s) made by the author of a book, which contains propositions on how its readers may customize an ambiance suitable for better enjoyment and or an enhancement of their reading experience.

The authors' prescription suggests listening to soft jazz music, while reading chapters 7 and 8.

Authors' Prescription by Motamenya March 15, 2023

Respect my authority 

one of Eric Cartman´s many catch phrases in the show of South Park. the phrase is used to enforce a sentence that is used to tell someone to do so something

–He does never listen.

–Once I kick him in the nuts he will respect my authority, just go to him.

–no way dude.

–Respect my authority!

Respect my authority by Stanley March March 7, 2017

Autorgasm 

the act of rubbing your girlfriend, wife , etc. clit while she is driving to cause her to have an orgasm. Has been successfully done but can be very dangerous. PERFORM AT OWN RISK!!

Bill: hey bob i just gave my girlfriend an autorgasm.
Bob: shut the hell up Bill you could have crashed you know

Autorgasm by foxtrot3092 October 27, 2011

Autoretarded 

The total ignorance with anything regarding to auto mechanics. Cars, boats, motorcycles, etc.

Eric is so autoretarded his dad had to do all the maitinence on his motor.

Autoretarded by secret :3 August 18, 2016

Authofascisilentium

A technique of using wordsmithery and false accusations to silence others with a different view. First used on the internet in 2006 on online bulletin boards. Thought to have links to authoritarian and fascist thought especially on the hard left of the political spectrum which intersects with the desire to control - hence authoritarian and fascist. Also see Godwin's law and it's usage and it's political use in closing down discussion.

Those exhibiting authofascisilentist behaviour will often post links to obscure articles which seek to discredit the opponent by inciting in particular one of the seven deadly sins.

"You are exhibiting all the signs of authofascisilentium - you should live and let live and let people have opinions that are counter to yours rather than accuse political opponents of traits which you find deplorable".

"You should not use authofascisilentic abuse as a way of closing down discussion. Win the argument. Don't fight the individual's personal views".

Authofascisilentium by venezianlady August 18, 2019