Ashton

These people play fortnite 24/7 and have no life other than their xbox or playstation. They are usually really dumb because the computer screen has burned into their brain and is affecting their brain cells.

Mom: Ashton go outside.

Ashton: wut is tha

by Sweet Waffles August 16, 2018

ashton

If your name is Ashton well then read this.

I want you to know that you are the most important thing in my life. You're the reason I do everything. When I get up in the morning, I feel so grateful for every second I have with you and have here on earth. You give my life meaning, you give my days such joy, you are the reason I smile.

You're an awesome friend.
You're a gift to those around you.
You're a smart cookie.
You are awesome!
You have impeccable manners.
I like your style.
You have the best laugh.
I appreciate you.
You are the most perfect you there is.
You are enough.
You're strong.
Your perspective is refreshing.
I'm grateful to know you.
You light up the room.
You deserve a hug right now.
You should be proud of yourself.
You're more helpful than you realize.
You have a great sense of humor.
You've got an awesome sense of humor!
You are really courageous.
Your kindness is a balm to all who encounter it.
You're all that and a super-size bag of chips.
On a scale from 1 to 10, you're an 11.
You are strong.
You're even more beautiful on the inside than you are on the outside.

:) Ashtons are the best.

by im not ashton June 23, 2020

Ashton Kutcher

an effeminate hippie "stick man" who is bangin an old skank gettin some of them Bruce Willis leave-ins

i wouldn't stick my dick in a bowl of Bruce Willis's man-pudding

by ew goo September 4, 2004

Ashton

A sexy, smart, amazing, wonderful, funny girl that you can spend LARG amounts of time with. She's someone who like sweedish fish. Someone who likes to cuddle. Someone who makes life worth living and helps you get up in the morning. Someone who will love you until the end. Someone who is kind, loving, and gentle. someone you wish that you could hold forever and never let go.... someone you can love

Ashton is the best

by Branman52528383525 February 16, 2017

ashton

An ashton is specific movement made by a person in which they unknowingly exaggerate the movement. By doing so they then look foolish and everyone around them wonders if something might be wrong with that certain individual.

"Who drinks from a cup using two hands? What an ashton!"

"He just crossed that street with such swagger. Such an ashton."

by Dub O' Trey December 17, 2008

ashton kutcher

A low-talent "actor/model" and ladies man that likes MILFs. From... That 70's Show, Punk'd, and crappy movies.

Ashton Kutcher was scoping out your mom dude.

by deez-nillas September 30, 2003

Ashton

A beautiful and hilarious person with a very large penis and can get any girl in a second. He is very kind and will always put his foot back for you, no matter what. You should always trust him.

Her: He is perfect

Him: He is so nice

Ashton is sooooooo SEXY

by Willy Carwell October 27, 2020