asaparentsis

The disease of having Asian Parents; specifically, inflammation of the brain.

I needed something stronger than painkillers for my type 3 asaparentsis.

by Leon Polvik October 10, 2018

Asasha

Very unique name, a girl who is beautiful, caring, funny, and sarcastic at times. She can handle jokes very well and makes some herself, she's athletic and talented, not many people find Asashas so you'll need to be greatful for one. Asasha is a great friend to have, she will never judge you she'll be your friend even if your a nerd.

'Who's that?'
'Asasha, she's so funny'
'Cool lets hang with her sometime'

by jjhasbollas December 4, 2018

ASAP

Short for “Always Stop And Pray”—when you need to be as smart or sharp as possible in tackling urgent and important matters, by relying on the Holy Spirit (the Third Person in the Trinity) for wisdom and direction for your solution.

The moment I realize that ASAP needn’t always stand for “As Soon As Possible,” I quickly submitted this long-overdue definition for publication.

by Fasters May 14, 2022

gerio-erotic asphyxiation

when elderly people at the moment of orgasm cut off each others oxygen supply.

More people die each year in nursing homes from gerio-erotic asphyxiation than from becoming lost and falling down dead.

by chichioneputt April 7, 2011

Asphalt Alligator

(N). slang--a police car, often a traffic cop, lying low in the grass median or hidden behind a building to trap speeders.

On my way to work today while driving my car, I saw an Asphalt Alligator from behind the brick building on the left.

by Dave Hultgren February 20, 2004

Asah

Hanging with the Broskis. When the Broskis say something agreeable. Correct greeting term when you are greeted by the broskis

“That shirt is pretty cool” “asahhhh dude”
“Is anyone down to party tonight?” “Asahhhh dude”

by Zomonsta May 31, 2018

ship ASAP

it means deliver as soon as possible ...probably

plesase "ship ASAP" this letter to COMANDER IN CHIEF OF THE 7-TH ARMY

by kesamirij January 9, 2012