Arthur Blind

Arthur Blinds are often found floating on rafts in the middle of the ocean. They have room temperature IQ, and have strange hallucinations, where they often believe that their last name is spelled differently than it really is. Common myths about the Arthur Blind is that it loves to eat chicken drummies, however, its favorite food is pizza. I truly hope you never stumble across this hard stuck bronze creature, as you may never mentally recover. (However physically you will be fine since the Arthur Blind is blind and cannot see you, therefore hurt you.)

Man that Arthur Blind sure is blind... I wonder if he is going to call himself Bilmbo again today

by arthurblind May 22, 2023

Arthur Pendragon

He is daddy.

(Aka Jessie Thomas's daddy)

"Arthur Pendragon has hot nipples, he makes me moist"

by Arthurismydaddybish September 23, 2017

Arthur terry

A prestigious learning academy from the united kingdom of uk with brilliant standards and a murky past. Most commonly known in the local area for “tolerating severe staff infractions”

Dan: Hey did you hear about that arthur terry teacher who got away with noncing on kids for 4 years?

by Sockeater9000 November 17, 2021

Arthur Miller

One of the greatest playwrights in American history, having written such classics as "The Crucible" and "Death of a Salesman".

Sadly, despite these fantastic accomplishments, most people only know his name for the sole reason that he managed to get it in with Marilyn Monroe.

Last week, my English class read one of Arthur Miller's plays. I actually liked it a lot.

by OneMileFromGlory April 21, 2011

king arthur

Cypress hill's 8 foot bong.

It's named king arthur.

I want it.

He did one hit off of king arthur and was done for the night.

Jesus.

by iang423 May 31, 2006

b arthur

A bong rip, usually of chronic pot.

I just got done with finals and boy do I need a b arthur.

by TtownMatt December 20, 2006

Arthur Brooke

Arthur Brooke is the author or Romeus and Juliet, which William Shakespeare has "borrowed" from. Basically, Romeo and Juliet is Romeus and Juliet, however, Brooke's Romeus and Juliet was published two years before Shakespeare published his Romeo and Juliet poem. All that is different in Arthur's play is that, the days of the play is lengthened and Juliet is older. A great way to lead us in wondering if Shakespeare really did his play.

Student A: Wow, I can't believe Shakespeare can think of such a good play... Romeo and Juliet was so sad..awww...
Student B: I know, but there's another guy named Arthur Brooke and generally he kinda wrote the play, Shakespeare kinda used it...weird huh?
Student A: Oh, damn.

by SimplyAlice AkA Chiichiko November 7, 2005