Angry Matt

When someone is so mad that they cannot even speak. Often associated with glazed doughnut eyes and mutterings under their breath. There is no return from this temper until the next morning when it will be entirely forgotten.
Wow, did you see Tony last night? He went full on Angry Matt.
by Snacks King May 12, 2020
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The Angry Bulldog

When Mooning someone,take your pecker and nutsack and tuck'em between your legs then pull your ass cheeks apart,resembles an angry bulldog
Hunter:Here comes the school bus,I'm gonna Moon'em

Paulie:Tuck your package and give'em "The Angry Bulldog"
by nobait September 4, 2012
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Angry Colleen

A hand job ending with the person giving said handjob spitting on your face.
I had agreed to do my friends eulogy only if his sister gives me a angry colleen.
by Jr4567 March 18, 2022
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angry earl

When somebody usually called Alex headlocks somebody during a friendly gootball match and ends their anal pipe with his African Totem Pole.
Wow, during St Heliers match on Sunday, Ben was given an 'Angry Earl'.
by youngdefiner December 10, 2016
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angry gator

This is usually an unintentional act that occurs early on in your sexual career. When your getting a sweet bj at your girls parents house and they return home unexpectedly causing your girl to jump up suddenly but forgetting she had your wiener in her mouth.
Yo my biatch was sucking me off when the door swings open and her moms walks in, she got so scared her jaws slammed closed on my junk like an angry gator.
by Pamela Labia March 5, 2014
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angry handy

Angry Handy; the act of an Enraged individual who is engaged in the act of furiously manually extracting an orgasm (of as commonly referred to; Hand job) from a male counterpart, ending ending with one full of Joy and the other even more Enraged.
Starla-Well I can't afford to pay You in cash but if it's ok with you we can probably work something out with some Angry Handy's
Fella-You got yourself a DEAL!
by Vendetta Fist March 4, 2017
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angry salamander

V. When a male shakes his genitals violently as an attack.
The doctor had cold gloves so I angry salamandered his face.
by Princess buttercup January 5, 2014
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