Andre

That guy that has such a long schlong that just by hearing his name, you know he has a schlong.

Beth: "Oh, who'd you sleep with last night? I saw you leave the bar with a guy."
Candace: "Well his name is Andre, and-"
Beth: "Say no more, because I know that booty is sore."
Candace: "Yeah he has a HUGE schlong, and it was thick too."

by wolffe1245 May 31, 2017

Andres

Andres is a boy who looks Asian but isn’t and he’s wack but funny. He’s my son and I’m his father. He’s older than me but I’m taller

Asian boooi! Oh you’re talking about Andres

by LaxoP February 26, 2019

Andre

An Andre is NOT TRYING BLACK, DOESNT SAG HIS PANTS, THEYRE ALL STRAIGHT FUCK YOU

WHY YALL HATE ANDRE

by I HATE YALL September 25, 2019

Andre

That cool dude who is a little crazy but he’s funny and fun to hang with and he may be crazy he is one of those smart stupid people if u know what I mean and he’s deticated to the people he loves and would kill a nigga for them he would swoop your bitch up if he wasn’t sleeping all the time

Is that an ANDRE smacking that kid with a pack of ramen

by Thxxht April 8, 2019

Andre

Andre is the most wonderful and extraordinary person you will ever. Andre is a dancer he likes to impress his girlfriend who is probably skinny and tall that what he likes Andre goes for what he wants but don't get fooled by that dimpled smile if you get on his bad side which is like getting on a bears bad side they will kill you Andres are crazy when it comes to arguing and fighting especially over his girlfriend don't get on his bad side Andre is a very happy soul and you are lucky if you know an Andre or if hem is your friend

Andre i amazing

by personofgod May 21, 2019

Andres

Andres, when they fall in love they fall In love hard. They are very passionate and forgiving. They also can be very sensitive at times.

I’ve only known Andres for about 1 month but I think he’s heavily in love with me but I don’t care I love him heavily too.

by Kistsopilophy January 11, 2020

Andres

is the coolest motha fucker youll ever meet, they are more than sex gods. Makes every girl that he meets super wet. They have HUGE pee pees. They are loved by anyone and will always stay by your side. They know how to make anyone laugh and make BOMB ASS MILKSHAKESSSSSSSSSSSS. Also they are not all about sex, also amazing boyfriends

Girl 1: OMG i walked in the boys restroom and i saw a guy with a big dick

Girl 2: OMG girl that guy was probably Andres

Girl 1 and 2: (Dripping wet)

by Marry Teresa October 15, 2019