Sexy and I Know It

The most recent LMFAO music video. Focuses around the male ballsack in a speedo jiggling around and getting bitches. Great video. Also features pornstar king Ron Jeremy.

Red Foo: Hey did we finish "Sexy and I know iT"? i Was too tired from getting ass

by IMSEXYANDIKNOWIT019 November 18, 2011

Bend over and I'll show ya

What you do to your girl when she says "What should we do tonight?"

Girl: What should we do tonight?
Bend over and I'll show ya

by KillingMySelf October 2, 2016

aNd i oOp

Basic white 2019 teenagers who are also called VSCO Girls. There are also male version but are less common. You see this pathetic excuse- I MEAN UH HEY LOOK I DROPPED MY HYDRO FLASK SKSK AND I OOP OMG tEa-

They also like Starbucks and omg #Savetheturtles!!

What has society come to?

Bitchy VSCO girl: OMG sis!! Spill (Clap) The (Clap) TEA!!

Normal person: Uh, wtf are you doing in my house?

Bitchy VSCO girl: AnD i ooP!!! Sskksks

Normal person: 911? Hi yes, there's a VSCO girl in my home-

~A few seconds later~

FBI OPEN UP!! WHERE'S THE VSCO GIR???

Bitchy VSCO girl: OMG (Places save the turtle sticker on the police) #Savetheturtles sksks!! Omg, my scrunchie!!!

FBI: Call in the reinforcements. It's a super VSCO-

by wElLfUcKmEgEntLywIthAcHaiNsAw August 28, 2019

All I hear is my name is (name) and i make excuses

Used to make fun of someone making an excuse for being bad at something or for something bad that happened to them because of his or her own fault or action

Note: In "All I hear is my name is (name) and i make excuses." replace name with persons name

Alex just lost at foosball:

Alex: "God. You have too much luck and the table is slanted."

Julio:"All I hear is my name is Alex and I make excuses."

by excuses... July 1, 2009

And I'm ready to get laid

To express or question one's self-confidence or excitement.

1.
"Are you ready for the test?"
"And I'm ready to get laid"
2.
"I feel great!"
"Are you ready to get laid?"

by LittleWonder October 26, 2011

And I oop-

when something happens that catches you off guard; often seen in the tik tok comment sections

Cody ko getting his haircut: *snip snip*
Jake Paul: you bully kids man!!

Cody ko: what kids?

Jake Paul: and I oop-

by Pseudopod May 27, 2019

And I poop

And I poop is a term used by vsco girls who accidentally poop their pants

And I poop let me go wipe that off brb

by Shrekyfishyshtekyfishy October 16, 2019