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the ancient dance

A stage in a high schoolers life where you go out and make out with a girl. Basically the synonym for a makeout session. Used by pimps only.
James-Hey susan wanna try the ancient dance tonight?
Susan- Sure Jim! and i will s ur dub as well!
by the bwc May 16, 2006
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ancient is dumb

hes fucking dumb hes honestly ridicoulos i cant say with letters how stupid and fucking dumb is this fucking bitch like honestly hes so fucking dumb he should die in a fire his discord # is fucking stupid too like "Ancient#6877" hes retarded omg hes so fucking dumb like he should go into a school then learn the word stupidity because thats what he is FUCKING STUPID
me: you know that ancient is dumb?
friend : oh yeah ancient is dumb very dumb
me: aight thats litty lit lets go for some water
by ancientisdummbb January 7, 2020
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ancient methology

Medieval Greek/Roman science/biological-fantasy fiction written by supposedly-learned scholars who were merely trippin' out on drugs during their periods of scroll-writing, and so their fantastical hieroglyphic tales came primarily from just their own deranged-brain ramblings, rather than being rooted in any historical facts or beliefs.
I have never understood why ancient methology should be a required subject in high school --- what earthly use to the average American is knowledge of morbid-fairly-tale stuff that was written down many centuries ago, especially when it originated in a far-off country and wasn't even true to begin with??
by QuacksO March 3, 2017
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ancientivity

The state of being so old that you think you can make up fancy sounding words to come across as erudite.
Jon's ancientivity is really showing in the way he writes his emails
by bryntannica July 8, 2022
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The Ancient Interface

When you're high as shit and trying to use a computer and you feel like you're using the first OS ever created, in ancient times.
I just need to connect my airpods. Shit, I've stumbled into the Ancient Interface.
by ellietonin October 24, 2025
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The Great Ancient War

A war back in 5000 BC when a god was dethroned by the great Troy. After troy dethroned the god he sent powerful troops to fight against satan and thanos himself. Troy killed thanos with just one punch and choked satan to death with his bare hands. Troy has been known to be the most powerful of them all and is referred to the God of Gods.
Me: just came back from The Great Ancient War it was fun
Friend: OH REALLY YOUR A Troyist

Me: DUHHH
Friend: i hate Troy
*me gets the power of troy and shoots a beam at friend*
*friend dies immediately*
by truthdefintion April 30, 2019
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Ancient

"That computer is ancient, bro!"
by Da_Man8291 May 7, 2016
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