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Alton

A very sweet guy who is loving and compassionate. He is very loyal, funny, and smart. He has a beautiful voice when he sings. Is very fast. Has many friends and is kind to everyone. If you say something flirty or mean to his girlfriend, he will chase you until YOU run out of breath. He will comfort you in a crisis. He loves to talk to his friends. He makes time for his Girlfriend, brings her nice gifts, loves her, kisses her on the cheek, compliments her (even though she denies it), and takes care of her.
DIALOGUE:

Person 1: Who's that?
Person 2: That's Alton.
Person 3: He's really funny and very cute.
Person 2: You should go talk to him!
Person 3: YEAH! GO DO IT!
Person 1 & 3: DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!
Person 2: FINE!

Person 2: Hey, how's it going? I'm (name)

Alton: Hey, I'm fine. How are you? You look nice. Oh, by the way, I'm Alton.
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Altoids

The candy you buy to use the case to stash your dimesacks and pills
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almost fight

A fight that is about to happen when it is broken up by either an authoritative figure or one of the combatants. Usually the latter happens because one of the fighters is a pussy, and won't fight after challenging, even with all the backup he can bring. This sort of person may also go around acting gangster but talking his way out of a fight if he gets one.
The biggest thing to happen at Lynbrook was an almost fight, where a white boy from Tino came to challenge a person from Lynbrook. The Tino kid brought thirty more white boys to back him up, while the Lynbrook guy brought only ten, but the Tino guys pussyd out and ran back to their cars and drove away.
by LynbrookViking July 16, 2008
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im altosaxual

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alsost

alsost is the name given to the hard tomato sauce thats dried in and around the top of the lid/bottle.
im unable to retrieve the sauce theres alsost blocking the passage!!
by sharon osbourne September 4, 2006
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Alcosmallic

When you used to drink excessively, but then stopped for a few years and now you can get drunk on just a small amount of alcohol.
"Wow Kim, you only had 2 drinks! You are such an alcosmallic!"
by Deakerama April 9, 2009
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almost mater

a college or university you attended long enough that you should have graduated, but didn't.
Of course I root for Cal, that's my almost mater. I spent 5 years there, partied a lot, never did graduate.
by western_addy April 1, 2010
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