sex alarm

When you set your alarm half hour/ hour early to make time for sex before work

Steve- ' Damm the alarm's gone off an hour early, what are we going to do for the next hour' ?

Alice- ' Dont worry, that's just the sex alarm' !

by unico2525 September 14, 2010

tennessee alarm clock

girl & guy are sleeping. guy quietly gets up, starts beating off, then yells so the girl leans up, then blows on her face.

i so pulled a tennessee alarm clock on my ex to break up with her.

by morgannnnn:) January 4, 2009

Alfaro

The last name Alfaro is a Mexican last name. Alfaro's have a big attitude and are very intimidating. They are party people, usually they get drunk and are the life of the party. They are loyal and caring, but dont get on their bad side, you will see just how ruthless they can be. If an Alfaro doesn't like you, you will never get the end of it. Alfaro's are very tough, they have thick skin and dont care what others think.

"now I know not to mess with Alfaro's, im in some deep shit now"

by valiendo verga June 7, 2021

cooking alarm

Nickname for smoke detectors, based on their inability to tell the difference between a fire and someone cooking.

I was fixing a steak, and the cooking alarm went off. Fire department came and everything.

by Alex Stockwell May 22, 2010

sexy alarm clock

when a girl goes down on you to wake you up.

yo want some coffee?
no i just got a sexy alarm clock im wide awake!

by goind0wnlikeA ph@t.B October 28, 2013

Alaskan Alarm Clock

The act of waking someone up by ejaculating on them.

Rip Van Winkle would not wake up until he received an Alaskan Alarm Clock.

by Chief Ten Peckers February 15, 2010

Allarae

A very beautiful girl, with an amazing body. These girls are usually the most phenomenol kissers. They are faithful but super freaks. Girls with this name are most likely to be amazing lovers and even better mothers. If you get an Allarae you better treat her right or she will leave you and most likely your life will never the same.

Damn that girl is fine as hell!! She must be an Allarae.

by daddy77777 December 12, 2012