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emo alphabet

A is for Alone, emos are known for this, but sometimes its just to go free of problems and sway with the music.

B is for Band, many emos are in a garage band.

C is for caring. Emos arent afraid to show their emotions, and they say I love you and mean it. They are much more caring then the modern jock azz.

D is for delicate. Emos are the very rare type of boy that will give you a gentle kiss and be happy, rather then digging into the pants or bra.

E is for emotion, emos show them very well and don't hide them at all. You don't have to go through days to know their personality.

F is for fuckers, all of those people who call all emos 'Gay cutters' Get your facts straight kids.

G is for grand, emos are truly a grand sight for your eyes!

H is for heart. Amazing! Girls listen to this, most emos auctually have one! O_O

I is for intimate. Trust me, emos can be very intimate.

J is for 'Just another stereotype' They have many definitions and opinions, just like all of the other labels out there.

K is for Kiss, and may I mention, they are great at it!

L is for love. Not lust like other guys, but love.

M is for make-up. Some emos wear eyeliner and black nailpolish. This is not gay or bi. Its just hott. Get over yourselves people and accept the truth.

N is for Never. He never hugs to tight, he never walks away when you cry on his shoulder, he never presses you to do something for his pleasure.

O is for only you. If you date one of these rare boys, it is a rare occurence if they cheat.

P is for paper heart. It takes alot for one of these guys to trust a girl, if that girl hurts him, you can almost hear the shredder coming out.

Q is for quest. These boys know their goal in life, and they go toward it.

R is for rain. Rain plays a big part- often they write poems when it rains. Also, their beautiful hair looks perfect in the rain.

S is for she. There are also such a thing as emo girls, some people don't understand.

T is for true. Forget Rihanna and her songs for a moment people. Emos are very true, and loyal. Kindof like a trustworthy dog. O_o

U is for unknown. Most of the 'real emos' are unknown, as there are way too many posers out there.

V is for Vishue, and many other bands that you never heard of. These boys find the unknown, and they treasure it.

W is for Why. Why yet another label? And where. Where did it all start?

X is for XXX. Emos make a new much more modern and better definition for XXX.

Y is yum. Just... yum.

Z is for (as 'panic at the gay bar' said) Zooming in with their camera, because they are a talented photographer who always has the perfect balancing shots.
Person 1 (one of the many 'fuckers'): Oh my god! Look, that guy has shaggy hair! {aka 'emo' hair} He writes lame poetry and cuts his wrists and cries all the time.
Person 2: Dude, your stereotyping again...Read the emo alphabet...
Person 3: *runs up to 'emo' and joins many other girls* Ohmigawd! Your like, so like, totally hawt! Will you go out with me?
by UrNightmare *mwahahahaha* July 15, 2006
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Alphabet Mafia

Person: Hey! Are you a part of the Alphabet Mafia?
Me: Yup! I’m lesbian!
by That one les girl June 4, 2021
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Alphabet Community

A quick way to simplify saying "L.G.B.T.Q.I.A.+" and "SJW" at the same time. Primarily used in spoken conversation in the Carolinas. Used to combine both LGBTQIA+ and SJW in a single statement.
"The alphabet community is trying to ban the word 'gay' in multiple states."
by HashesAshes95 January 31, 2023
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hepatitis alphabet

A person who has, or is likely to have, a large collection of Sexually Transmitted Diseases is said to be host to the 'hepatitis alphabet'.
He's had many spicy who-res i'll bet he's got the hepatitis alphabet by now!
by JRolph April 24, 2009
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the alphabet

To spell the alphabet with your tongue while french kissing someone. I got this idea from the one and only Gene Simmons on an episode of Mind of Mencia. "When you don't know what to do with your tongue, spell the alphabet"
"Dude, I totally spelled the alphabet yesterday"
by plaguer January 25, 2008
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The Alphabet

Referring to network television, one of the major television companies such as NBC, ABC, and CBS. Specifically referring to ABC.
" Hey man, i can't wait to see Scrubs on the alphabet tonight. "

" Hes a reporter for the alphabet."
by Plumberboy May 11, 2009
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alphabetti spaghetti

A HEINZ Brand Spaghetti. It contains that has the "spaghetti" shaped into various Letter within the English Alphabet, all within a small tomato soup sized can.
ALPHABETTI SPAGHETTI!?!?!
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