1. A spiritual eruption of pent up infernal jihadic forces gushing forth and ferociously searing the collective eyes of humanity with a vision supreme.
The Apprentice inquired, 'Master, my mind constantly wavering, the lantern of truths flame obscured through a fog of deception, and my soul sinks into hopeless despair as though gazing into a barren desert. I humbly ask thee, how is the revelation of a vision supreme attained in such a turbulent life?'
The Master replied thus, 'To become imbued with the eternal spirit of Allah Cockbar in this Galactic Jihad and bathe in the light of a vision supreme one must visit allahcockbar.com - Such is the will of Allah.'
The Master replied thus, 'To become imbued with the eternal spirit of Allah Cockbar in this Galactic Jihad and bathe in the light of a vision supreme one must visit allahcockbar.com - Such is the will of Allah.'
by Sir.RobJ July 18, 2016
Get the Allah Cockbar mug.What you say to a paper like NYT or any corporation when it finally realizes that its woke-nap wasn't real and that they have been living in Elmo's world for far too long.
by Sexydimma March 18, 2022
Get the Allah Akbar mug.Related Words
allah puffs- often making them go crazy for allah and blowing up things like the world trade centre and tube stations
by allah puff man September 15, 2009
Get the allah puffs mug.a place where terrorists come to discuss and plan terror attacks while having a cup of halal coffee and biscuits
by hail hydra mudafacka November 1, 2016
Get the allah's snackbar mug.A course of action which has been given the 'stamp of approval' either by the Koran, some other islamic text or an islamic sheihk.
Waleed : " Aaliyah will you marry me?"
Aaliyah: : "I would Waleed, but you already have a wife!"
Waleed : "It is okay my dear. I can take more than one wife. It's totally Allahfied".
Aaliyah : "Awesome! I accept!!"
Aaliyah: : "I would Waleed, but you already have a wife!"
Waleed : "It is okay my dear. I can take more than one wife. It's totally Allahfied".
Aaliyah : "Awesome! I accept!!"
by Macbeth the Wonderslave December 1, 2009
Get the Allahfied mug.She is very funny and has a very dirty mind, she talks with anyone around her, She always makes jokes about her physical appearance because she thinks low of herself.When she was in middle school, She had one of the biggest tits in her grade.She likes rock music like My Chemical Romance and P!ATD. She is beautiful but she doesn't know it.She always wants to be right, She has a cussing problem and likes a lot of memes.She has most likely has had a rough past but she hides it with fakes smiles and funny jokes.
by shrek_is_Luv_Shrek_is_life February 28, 2018
Get the Alli mug.Allie is the best friend (or girlfriend) anyone could ever have! She works so hard, dedicated to what she loves, but will still make room for you and never make you feel like you were forgotten. She's always got your back and is ready to attack if someone says anything rude to you or about you. She has a wooo party fun time side, and a chill at home and binge watch Netflix side. Either side is awesome
by fork ig September 28, 2019
Get the Allie mug.