The government play-school where little boys and girls get to pretend they are as good as the navy while wearing their blue bus-driver hats, and singing the A.F. Hymn
BTW - the Air Force Hymn should go like this
Off we go into the wild blue yonder..........
CRASH!!! BOOM!!!
Off we go into the wild blue yonder..........
CRASH!!! BOOM!!!
by CrazyIrishman June 28, 2005
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2.A sub unit of the army. Check your paper check not your LES and it says department of the army
3.Not better than any branch of the military. But the army is better than the Air Force
2.A sub unit of the army. Check your paper check not your LES and it says department of the army
3.Not better than any branch of the military. But the army is better than the Air Force
by SGT Arenas February 17, 2005
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US AIR FORCE OATH OF ENLISTMENT
I, (State your name), swear to sign away 4 years of my life to the
UNITEDSTATES AIR FORCE because I know I couldn't hack it in the Army,
because the Marines frighten me and I am afraid of water over waist deep. I
swear to sit behind a desk. I also swear not to do any form of real
exercise, but promise to defend our bike-riding test as a valid form of
exercise. I promise to walk around calling everyone by their first name
because I find it amusing to annoy the other services. I will have a better
quality of life than those around me and will, at all times, be sure to make
them aware of that fact. After completion of "Basic Training" I will be a
lean, mean,donut-eating, lazy-boy sitting, civilian-wearing-blue-clothes,
Chair borne Ranger. I will believe I am superior to all others and will
make an effort to clean the knife before stabbing the next person in the
back. I will annoy those around me, and will go home early every day. So
Help Me God!________________________________________SignatureDate
I, (State your name), swear to sign away 4 years of my life to the
UNITEDSTATES AIR FORCE because I know I couldn't hack it in the Army,
because the Marines frighten me and I am afraid of water over waist deep. I
swear to sit behind a desk. I also swear not to do any form of real
exercise, but promise to defend our bike-riding test as a valid form of
exercise. I promise to walk around calling everyone by their first name
because I find it amusing to annoy the other services. I will have a better
quality of life than those around me and will, at all times, be sure to make
them aware of that fact. After completion of "Basic Training" I will be a
lean, mean,donut-eating, lazy-boy sitting, civilian-wearing-blue-clothes,
Chair borne Ranger. I will believe I am superior to all others and will
make an effort to clean the knife before stabbing the next person in the
back. I will annoy those around me, and will go home early every day. So
Help Me God!________________________________________SignatureDate
by Cpl. 100FIRES USMC OORAH March 9, 2009
Get the air force oath of enlistment mug.basically an airforce but black, stay away from the mf who ever wears these or he'll rip your limbs one by one
by sinom March 27, 2022
Get the black airforces mug.Some Air Force fuckwad that thinks that he is so smart and cool because he gets to put his name on the side of a jet which thinks the only way it is capable of flying his because of his hard work of sitting inside for 2 hours bitching about IMDS and then going out to his jet, taking off a couple of covers,jerking off the pilot,and waiving his hands in the air thinking that the pilot is really moving in the direction that he is telling him too. Once the pilot takes off he throws in a pinch of Skoal Wintergreen and walks down the flightline like he rescued the fucking President of the United States. Then 1.5 hours later he waives his hands in the air again and then sucks off the pilot for one last time of the day and then fuels it, changes a tire and pretends to look at the engine like he really knows what the fuck he is doing. Does this sound a little familiar to you civilians??? It should, it's the same job as the piece of white trash that works at your local gas station and fills up your car with gas, checks your fluids, and rotates your tires.
by Bots4633 August 1, 2011
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3) gay shoes named after the airplane the president flies on, Harrison Ford wouldn't even wear them
1) Yo I'm gonna make so much money I'll be flyin' my ass around in Air Force Ones.
2) Go pick up some Air Force Ones at Blockbuster and we can smoke up and watch the same fucking movie four times.
3) I'm a get to stompin' in my Air Force Ones when I go back to Widney High.
2) Go pick up some Air Force Ones at Blockbuster and we can smoke up and watch the same fucking movie four times.
3) I'm a get to stompin' in my Air Force Ones when I go back to Widney High.
by Nick D February 13, 2003
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