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Paratroopa Airlines

One of 3 airline companies in the Mushroom Kingdom. They are not as popular as the other 2, but have better routes. There planes aren't all that great.
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Sunshine Airlines

One of the best Airline companies in the Mushroom Kingdom
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Frontier airlines

Frontier Airlines is an American low-cost carrier headquartered in Denver, Colorado. Founded in 1994, it operates scheduled flights to numerous destinations in the United States and some international locations. The airline is known for its budget-friendly fares, which often come with additional fees for services like checked baggage, seat selection, and in-flight refreshments. Frontier emphasizes a no-frills travel experience, catering primarily to price-sensitive travelers. And it’s uses a fleet of A320s and A321s and most of its airplanes have liverys of animals
It was a hectic afternoon at LaGuardia Airport. Travelers buzzed around the terminal, some rushing to their gates while others anxiously checked their flight statuses. I settled into my seat, trying to distract myself from the chaos, when a commotion near the window drew my attention.

Through the glass, I spotted a Frontier Airlines A321neo taxiing toward the gate. The plane sported an eye-catching livery with the words “Roxi the Prostitute” emblazoned at the front of the fuselage around the cockpit area on both sides with a whore on the tail of the airplane .

Gasps and laughter rippled through the crowd. Families paused mid-conversation, business travelers abandoned their phones, and even the harried gate agents couldn’t help but chuckle. People began pulling out their phones to snap photos, while a few adventurous souls moved closer to the window for a better view.

Curiosity peaked when the boarding announcement came. People rushed to line up, eager to board the unconventional aircraft. The flight attendants, sporting uniforms that matched the vibrant theme, welcomed each passenger with a smile and a wink, embracing the absurdity of the situation.

In the end, that day at LaGuardia became a memorable adventure, with Roxi the Prostitute turning a mundane wait into a moment of joy and laughter. As it departs, I couldn’t help but think that sometimes, unexpected surprises make the journey all the more enjoyable.
by EMD F59PHI October 14, 2024
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if phones were airliners

iPhone 12 mini = Airbus A318 with PW6000

iPhone 13 mini = Airbus A318 with CFM56-5B

iPhone XS, 11 Pro = Airbus A319ceo with wingtip fences and CFM56-5A

iPhone XR, 11 = Airbus A320ceo with wingtip fences and CFM56-5A

iPhone 12/12 Pro, 13/13 Pro = Airbus A320ceo with sharklets and CFM56-5B

iPhone 14, 15, 16E = Airbus A320neo with CFM LEAP 1A

iPhone 14 Pro, 15 Pro, 16 = Airbus A320neo with PW1100G

iPhone XS Max, 11 Pro Max = Airbus A330-200 with Rolls-Royce Trent 700

iPhone 12 Pro Max, 13 Pro Max = Airbus A330-300 with Rolls-Royce Trent 700

iPhone 14 Pro Max/Plus, 15 Pro Max/Plus, 16 Plus = Airbus A330-900neo

iPhone 16 Pro Max = Airbus A350 XWB 1000
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wakanda airlines

It was a hectic afternoon at LHR. Travellers buzzed around the terminal, some rushing to their gates while others anxiously checked their flight statuses. I settled into my seat, trying to distract myself from the chaos, when a commotion near the window drew my attention.

Through the glass, I spotted a Wakanda Airlines A350-1000 taxiing toward the gate. I immediately knew it was our plane. The plane sported an eye-catching livery with the words “Wakanda Forever” emblazoned at the front of the fuselage around the cockpit area on both sides with Black Panther on the tail of the airplane .

Gasps and laughter rippled through the crowd. Families paused mid-conversation, business travelers abandoned their phones, and even the harried gate agents couldn’t help but chuckle. People began pulling out their phones to snap photos, while a few adventurous souls moved closer to the window for a better view.

Curiosity peaked when the boarding announcement came. I, along with others, rushed to line up, eager to board the aircraft. The flight attendants, sporting uniforms that matched the vibrant theme, welcomed each passenger with a smile and a wink, embracing the absurdity of the situation.

In the end, that day at LHR became a memorable adventure, with the arrival of the plane turning a mundane wait into a moment of joy and laughter. As it departed, I couldn’t help but think that sometimes, unexpected surprises make the journey all the more enjoyable.
by glubglubglubglub September 25, 2025
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Wakanda airlines

It was a hectic afternoon at SFO. Travellers buzzed around the terminal, some rushing to their gates while others anxiously checked their flight statuses. I settled into my seat, trying to distract myself from the chaos, when a commotion near the window drew my attention.

Through the glass, I spotted a Wakanda Airlines A350-1000 taxiing toward our gate. I immediately knew it was our plane. The plane sported an eye-catching livery with the words “Wakanda Forever” emblazoned at the front of the fuselage around the cockpit area on both sides with Black Panther on the tail of the airplane .

Gasps and laughter rippled through the crowd. Families paused mid-conversation, business travellers abandoned their phones, and even the harried gate agents couldn’t help but smile in awe. People began pulling out their phones to snap photos, while a few adventurous souls moved closer to the window for a better view.

Curiosity peaked when the boarding announcement came. I, along with others, rushed to line up, eager to board the aircraft. The flight attendants, sporting uniforms that matched the vibrant theme, welcomed each passenger with a smile and a wink, embracing the absurdity of the situation.

In the end, that day at SFO became a memorable adventure, with the arrival of the plane turning a mundane wait into a moment of joy and laughter. As we departed, I couldn’t help but think that sometimes, unexpected surprises make the journey all the more enjoyable.
by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing November 26, 2025
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Downloading an Airline

when you spend so much network at a given time that the others on the wifi network experience major lag.
"Yo bro can you stop downloading an airline on your macbook? I'm tryna install the fortnite update"
by Realfrfrfr December 22, 2025
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