adopt

when somebody takes someone else in as their own

i asked my older friend to adopt me when they are 18 so i can call him daddy without it being weird

by leader of Namjoon supremacy May 16, 2021

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Adopt Me

A game that was supposed to be about adopting and roleplaying, but instead became a haven for scammers and expensive pet flexers.

Adopt me has gone to hell.

by KiiboBestRobotBoi January 3, 2023

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live adoption

When a female Cosplay character is way to sick, and you must have him or her for your very own...

You movements and voice are so Tomi like I almost thought of you for a live adoption.

by Tamu2 November 6, 2022

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Adoption, adoptUtion, adoptioN

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 31, 2025

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Adopt Me

A haven for scammers.

Adopt Me absolutely sucks, except if you’re a scammer.

by KiiboBestRobotBoi December 5, 2022

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Surprize Adoption

This is the act of shouting surprize right before you kidnap someone thus making the kidnaping legal in a court of law.

Surprize Adoption Scenario1: *guy kidnaps girl*

Girl: HELP!!!

*guy gets caught, is thrown in prison and gets raped for life*

Surprize Adoptin Scenario2: *guy shouts surprize before picking up girl unwillingly* Girl: I like surprizes!!!

*They all lived happily ever after*

by The Riktor Scale September 23, 2011

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