Absolutely stunnin

Something that makes your eyes pop and your jaw drop out of amazement.
It was a view so sublime and (absolutely stunnin) I thought I had died and gone to heaven!
by Sillysox July 12, 2017
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absolute bits

being in a state of foolishness, dissoray or confusion for a limited time period.
Today I was in absolute bits because I thought the orange I was eating was an apple.
by playcrossy December 22, 2010
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absolute dolt

It is a person who is extremely intelligent, and very funny. Anyone who believes absolute dolt to be a derogatory term is a regular dult. Fuck you
He is an absolute dolt
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absolute pussy

John michael is an absolute pussy, he didnt even wanna throw hands
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Absolute Gimp

A person who is an absolute, also Gimp can be pronounced "Gump"
Why won't you lend me you shit pants? you absolute gimp
by chode boiler November 09, 2010
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Absolutely Perfect

Emily Morin🤩❤️
Girl: Wow, did you see Emily Morin today?
Guy: yes she is absolutely perfect🤩❤️
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absolute shambles

The penultimate form of shambles (which could be foreseen by any five year old), caused by the ineptitude of so-called management failing to understand how the job is really done. Sacking all the administrative staff at once will result in an absolute shambles.
The management team thought it was an excellent idea to sack everyone in the administrative grade: "look how much money we will save, aren't we such clever boys and girls!"
The result was of course an absolute shambles because no real work could be done. It was a far bigger shambles than had been created in the past.
by MoLincs November 29, 2011
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